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“Are you from around here?”
Honey isn’t vegan
Honey will be whatever you want her to be if you’re an important enough asset.
/ I’m here all week!
TBH: oh… hi
That’s it. I’m not picking that up, nor would they be impressed with me. No reason not to make basic small talk, especially if I’m in an area where that’s expected.
They spend more on their appearance in general public than I would on a date.
and not that looks are everything, but i’m def not into that whole blonde-maxxing thing
They look like Republicans. Hard pass.
Republicans with too much perfume and obnoxious voices.
“I use Arch, by the way”
They already knew because of your socks
That’s hot
That’s what a honeypot would say.
Good luck, no woman has ever been able to get through my dense head
I’m too smart for this. I would take them back to my hotel room, have a fun time, and then ghost the hell out of them.
My line of work does involve trade secrets and stuff. I’m pretty sure I’d be able to have sex without the temptation of booting up and unlocking my work computer though.
I certainly wouldn’t try to do business with them. I just want to nut. Is it that wrong to want to have a threesome with foreign intelligence assets? I’d even thank them for making that specific fantasy come true once we’re done.
I’m just kidding though, these women are not my type. They’d need to entice me with an autistic girl who loves trains as much as I do, and I’m already married to one so they’re too late anyway.
They’d need to entice me with an autistic girl who loves trains as much as I do, and I’m already married to one so they’re too late anyway.
You FOOL they’ve already got their hooks into you, they played the long game lmao
I know a guy took a sex worker back to his room, he claims he didn’t know she was a sex worker. Some shit went down, he absolutely refused to pay, she maced the fuck out him. The hotel put a $10,000 charge on the work paid room because it got on everything and they were just paying to replace all the shit that couldn’t be cleaned. He was fired.
They could always entice you with a weapon :)
Double u double u double u dot lemmy dot world
Politely nothing. If they want to know my secrets, they will have to work for it. That way I’m also not bothering some strangers who don’t deserve to be randomly harassed.
why would you use an “opener” on random people getting into an elevator with you?
Did you catch the game last night?
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?
The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in
Is the police still waiting outside?
Do you like hot fudge Sundays?
Ever seen a guy eat his own head?
you mean Dune: Awakening?
Yeah, you hit on them when they’re getting OUT of it. Don’t want to make them feel uncomfortable and trapped.
Door closes
You mumble, “Your outfit matches your notebook, and I think that’s really cute.” It echoes in the empty elevator. You’ll keep thinking about that cute number, but not as long as you’ll regret missing the opportunity to have said it to her face. That kind of compliment has the potential to really brighten a person’s day.
One of the best things about transitioning is that now I can compliment people’s clothes without them thinking I’m trying to boink them.
Sometimes that outfit just really complements your skin tone, you know?
I can say that too? I just gotta make sure its on the leaving the elevator side
Its called shooting your shot
I don’t have a gun, and even if I had one, why would I shoot random people?
This doesn’t seem like the best opener.
if you have to resort to harassing strangers who are trapped in an elevator with you, then you are far too ugly to be “shooting your shot”.
You can see if theyre interested by talking to them. Shooting your shot doesnt mean flashing and hoping for sex. Do you know how to socialize?
you think women want to socialize with strange men in an elevator? who is your favorite manosphere influencer?
Yes, I do think that.
Now youre just assuming. Touch grass.
and you’re assuming that women would feel safe with you harassing them in a cramped space. why don’t you head over to !womensstuff@piefed.blahaj.zone and ask them how they would feel about that.
I’m sorry for whatever trauma you went through that makes you feel like someone standing in an elevator is strange and predatory.
“Ugly people don’t deserve love” so says the moth???
sexual predators should have the right to harass people who are trapped with them, so says the voxie?
Um, this elevator is taken, you will need to wait for the next one.
Than fart real loud.
Follow that up by with eye contact, smiling and nodding, like “yeah, that was me”
a smile and nod and then right back to my phone screen?
Jensen Huang enters the chat
I wouldn’t even acknowledge them.
One has the fakest, deadest smile I’ve ever seen and the other looks like she’s on a mission. Those two are in cahoots and probably smeel like hair bleach.
lol, I mean I think they look fine, you can’t always tell from just a pic but they could be into your favourite hobby or sports team or something who knows …
