Weird way to butter a cob.

There we go MUCH better.

Garlic is typically used to cook spaghetti, so maybe?

Calm down Satan

That’s the employees sanity in the middle.

Gillian Anderson still makes anything sexy. 57 year old Gillian Anderson makes me feel tingly in my groin region.

Of course my tastes age with me.

I recalled this imagine instantly. Haven’t seen that in awhile. I feel like I saw this originally in Rolling Stone? Too damn lazy to look it up.

Oh god I’m turning into dust as I type this out.

The sex sells bit of these kind of makes sense for Duchovny since he recently did the Red Shoe Diaries (Showtime softcore porn) right before being cast for X-Files.

Still hyper-90s, if you all like this watch literally any music video around that time as well.

Unfortunately the sandwich didn’t survive. But if they could ask it, the assumed response would have been “KERSPLAT”.

Pictured in this photo Dick Cheney

A straight jacket in the summer makes sense for some.

Once you remove the tag the ancient protection seal is broken. Without it the monster that lives under your bed is now allowed on your bed. The monster doesn’t eat you or anything. The monster likes to warm it’s cold feet on your back and steal all the covers, so it’s a terrible sleeping partner.

Just today I had everyone in my office put blood into petri dishes than burned them with a hot wire to see if they voted for Trump.

Also the CDC doesn’t have the budget that movie has. Today’s CDC would be lucky to be given a $10 Walmart grabber stick to catch the monkey with.