That’s the correct response from a leader. If someone disagrees with you, penalize them. It’s only fair. /s

Oh dear, Tim. I guess you just told us your future.

What a great band. Saw them live in 2024. Would recommend if they come to your area.

It’s really cool how he made all this money in a state that had favorable conditions for his tech business and then wants to run away without paying his share for infrastructure. Asshole.

24 is too old for Tinder? Tf?!

No, I read about young people saying apps are uncool for meeting people, the opposite of what you thought I said. But I’m old and my info is third hand.

“What else can we do that’s hostile to our customers?”

The next move will be bringing back Clippy and then a full-screen ad that you have to dismiss every ten seconds.

Exactly. I’ve been doing it for so long (because otherwise my cats would splash the water) that I find it gross when people leave them open to flush.

Something else that just occurred to me… It’s only a matter of time before we kidnap Zelensky to end Putin’s invasion of Ukraine.

Is he still the non-interventionist candidate? /s

Hang on everybody… I have to think about this. I think maybe I wanna do what he says. I mean, he’s gotta be a genius cause he’s a ceo, so how could his advice (demands) be wrong?

He’s right. AI bullshit is fucking magic.

Trump initially said he was “very angry” over the reported incident, but later adopted a more skeptical tone.

The stupidest man is in charge. Don’t worry.

Put this piece of shit in jail.

If you think Chic-Fil-A is woke (not saying you, just people in general), you probably should become a fan of Marjorie Taylor-Greene. She’s also suddenly become a huge supporter of Leftist politics and isn’t a piece of shit racist. /s

I literally have to apologize for being white every singe day. At work? Apology. At the store? Apology. With my spouse? Apology.

It’s like a white man in America can’t get a fair shake in America as a white man! /s

Btw, some people are really stupid.

Won’t someone please think of all the corrupt bureaucrats who bought him off?!

Don’t badmouth Autistic people. They’re way more adept at emailing than a stupid LLM.

I feel sad for all the youthful Linux nerd who were excited about the year of the Linux desktop who died of old age. They were only many years too soon.

Happy 2026 Linux everybody!

Worked on my Mac. Might be because I have the StopTheMadness extension. It specifically tries to prevent such bullshit.

I understand your point, but they seem to have subjugated Hong Kong pretty successfully. I would agree with you more if that hadn’t recently happened.

Ha, nope. A headline like this is not even worth clicking.