

Oh noez, the police force known for having criminal gangs within their ranks said an oopsie!
https://knock-la.com/tradition-of-violence-lasd-gang-history/
^^ Also available in podcast form, which is how I consumed it.
Yes. This is the one time Betteridge’s Law does not apply.
Other countries have rewritten their constitutional documents to modernize them. Can’t do that here, because it’s sacred. Sigh.
Can we get regime change here? Please?
What a cool and futuristic car. It’s all computer!
I’m still waiting for Elon’s car to drive onto train tracks.
The system is fucked. Once you’re on the wrong side of it, you have little recourse to prove that you were wronged, even if you can prove it.
I’m a cis white male, but I’ll suck some dick to protest this bullshit.
100%. I’ve been reading about early christianity for the last 20 months and a major characteristic was shared meals. They were absolutely following a socialist model. But we do capitalism. Woohoo.
Oh, snap! Hope you have a great time.
That’s my favorite hobby! Who are you gonna see?
Better than I deserve to be. Not because I’m a bad person. Just because I feel like everyone else has things pretty bad right now and I feel a little bad that I’ve got things pretty easy at the moment. But who knows, the universe could give me cancer tomorrow, so I’m grateful for the good in my life.
That sounds unpleasant. Courage.
So what are you doing about it?
Dems: not shit.
I’m only able to really keep my place super clean by being OCD about it or by hiring cleaners to come once a month. If I’m just being mellow version of myself, the correct place to put whatever object down is the nearest flat surface. Whether table, desk, counter, space on top of a bookshelf, etc.
I live in clutter, but not dirt. My partner opts to clean our place because she thinks that’s better than paying people to come monthly. We still have them quarterly to do a deep clean. She also picked up a vacuum and mopping robot last month to automate more of the work. It’s reasonably effective.
I tend to wash the dishes that I use immediately because I don’t cook much. When she cooks, there’s a lot more involved and we use the dishwasher. I take the trash and recycling out. I’m too lazy to fold my tshirts and splay them out on my dresser. The kitties are happy with that because they nap on them.
Schumer deserves to get run over by a bus.
Baudean remembers weeks of sleeplessness, being unable to hold down food or water, throwing up bile, finding all noise excruciating.
“It’s the best way to torture somebody. Get them addicted to some stuff, and then put them in a room and lock it.”
Sounds fucking awful. I’ve gone through a few rounds of severe alcoholism. I’ve never been sicker in my entire life than when I’d wake up from being passed out and it was a time of night when alcohol wasn’t for sale. But that usually only lasts a few days. I’d end my life if it lasted weeks.
That certainly inspires confidence. /s
Perfect photo of Schumer for this article.
I wrote a coin flip script that randomly calls qlmanage -p tails.jpg / heads.jpg
(Mac) to flip a virtual coin.