buy it dinner and wherever you want

Why do you think you won’t go to the gulag if you own a gun?

and it’s normally for gender affirming care for Cis folks. I.e. things to make AMAB folks appear more in line with stereotypical male appearances.

alternative to what?

so wild to me that people who know the law inside out can’t out think a guy who literally can’t think

So there’s a dock at your door today and you peep through the window and you see four cops, you just start blasting? I don’t buy it.

it actually reached its peak in 2018 per this slate article: https://slate.com/technology/2018/08/checks-notes-was-the-perfect-trump-era-twitter-joke-lets-let-it-die.html

It was a big Twitter meme, like Yo Dawg I Heard You Like…, or Hawk Tuah, or Trogdor or whatever. People hear funny thing, repeat funny thing.

The concept that “if jews had guns” the holocaust wouldn’t have happened was deliberate inflammatory rhetoric and propaganda from the NRA and US right wing talk radio (Rush Limbaugh et al) and is not based in fact or truth, and only arose in the 1990s as a last ditch attempt to prevent (American) gun control laws.

Intellectually and philosophically the problem with the argument is that you are imagining an entirely fictional past (Jews having guns in the Weimar Republic) and claiming that the imagined fantasy past proves that the real history and present would have successfully been altered. It would be as logical to claim that if Jews had dynamite, or chainsaws, or wore plate armor, or carried a magical talisman, or memorized a specific poem they could have prevented the holocaust. All of which, including guns, is extremely improbable at best.

And so is the case here. I asked another commenter when they expected to start killing cops, and how many they expect to kill. No reply. I’m not telling you or recommending you do it, I just find it interesting that everyone telling me to kill cops on sight isn’t doing it themselves.

You pivot to “we need to stop ICE” but I don’t want to lose the focus of this discussion which was suggesting that I open fire on police officers on sight as a solution to this political problem.

I really don’t think we’re clearly thinking this through. I know my next door neighbor, but if the guy three doors down has a circle of cops outside a) I might not even know depending on the amount of noise, b) I’m not going to go shooting cops in the back if I just see them.

And when does this start? Have you shot a cop yet? Are you planning shooting cops today? Tomorrow? Next month? In 6 months?

I dont buy it.

This is in comparison to getting in a firefight with the police? I’m sorry, but yes, I’d rather take my chances. Shooting at the police is, even if the odds are close, more likely to get you killed.

It’s purely a numbers thing. You shoot at a cop and you die. You go in a concentration camp and you might die. Even if it’s very likely, just personally speaking, I’d take that over certain death.

She’s an archduchess, presumably with almost infinite family wealth.

I keep seeing this advice but honestly I’d rather spend years in a El Salavadorean prison wrongly convicted with the hope of being freed than die immediately in a hail of bullets, or be rightfully imprisoned for life for killing a cop.

us aliens also have an Alien Number on our green cards so we can be dehumanized while being dehumanized

the “shitty website” box is also likely just ImageMagick too

and wet wipes don’t dissolve

The joke was “I just bought twitter, let that sink in.”

But it wasn’t even his joke, people on then-twitter were repeatedly sending that joke to him

humans would never simulate killing for entertainment.

but they literally just released a new Naked Gun movie, and you have Wayan Bros, Sacha Baron Cohen, Chris Morris, Jordan Peele, Armando Iannuci, Parker/Stone, Rogen/Franco, Ben Stiller, Edgar Wright, Steve Coogan, Charlie Brooker… as modern satirists with strong visual styles that play on genre as a medium.

my own mother went to a bird sanctuary recently and was talking to a talking Parrot who mirrored her perfectly… until she realized it was someone on the other side of the cage