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There is a sign at Portillo’s (Midwestern hot dog chain) that says something along the lines of, “your number is just an identifier and might not be called in order.”
Presumably that’s because they give out food in whatever order they’re finished, so 224 is going to go out before 221, 222, and 223 if it’s just, like, a cookie and the others are all full meals for families of four.
She’s hitting on you.
she shitting on you
They’re practically married with 3 kids at this point
Because the W stands for women?
Wackdonalds
Costco, whole pizzaa take 20 minutes or so, I order then go shopping
COSTCO: “Order 221”
me: “do you have 175, it’s pi…”
COSTCO: “Order 221,222”
me: “do you have 17…”
COSTCO: “Order 222”
I’m not mad, they’re super busy and desperately need to get orders off the counter, but they could at least circle back to me after 221 picked up their order.
I’ve started ordering a cookie now when i’m done shopping, they make eye contact with me to give me the cookie and I ask them for the pie(s)
I’ll have a borger and a large cock
It’s true, any time you have been slightly inconvenienced in life it was not mere coincidence but rather the targeted action of malicious wage workers against you specifically because they’re definitely that invested in your life.
The only way to take your revenge is to quit your job and take employment at a minimum wage service restaurant, in an effort to revisit the sleight against all those that have offended you.
Anyone who does not start working minimum wage service work in this manner is merely faking their outrage for attention.
That was the joke presented in the meme, yes.
I wouldn’t call this a meme but sure.
Yes and I’m saying maybe instead of coddling the modern sense of cosmic self-importance by acceptance through jest, we should instead maybe tell people to like, grow up?
I really don’t see your argument here. The humor in the comic is based entirely on the subversion of expectation. Specifically the implicit understanding that these kinds of minor inconveniences are not the product of intent (malicious or otherwise).
I disagree, the humor in the comic is indulging out irrational feelings that things happen to us as a matter of cosmic consequence. This wouldn’t exist if we didn’t have a stupid internal voice that said to us “they’re doing this to you.”
It’s “I know this isn’t true, but what if?”
The problem is, people and psyche are subtle and nuanced, and by even acknowledging that question, even in jest which seems to point to understanding how silly it is, it effectively helps to legitimize said feeling.
This is the case with a lot of “relatable memes,” tbh.
instead of coddling the modern sense of cosmic self-importance by acceptance through jest
(anyone needing a translation of this admittedly fucking awesome sentence:)
“instead of normalising entitlement with memes”Lol, yes that’s much more succinct, thank you
consign your trepidations to their newly fortified retainers, my auspicious accomplice!
I think they sent you the wrong sleep-hypno tapes…
Forbearance is the watchword, that triumvirate of twinkies merely overwhelmed my resolve!
Stop going to your local multinational corporation for cardboard “food”.
Well you are insufferable.
Not wrong, just insufferable.
Okay, but then where am I going to meet a 10/10 Goth Baddie who flirts with me when I order?
If that girl works there nothing could stop me I’m down bad
It amazes me how punk died rolled over and shit out the corpo funded goth.
punk didn’t die. punk got old. punk got married, had kids. punk has a fucking double mortgage because punk had to send its kids to college.
punk had to play ball because the rest if the world abandoned punk because it “had a bad attitude” whatever that fucking means.
when the world is ready, punk will step up and be the first one with a fucking brick in hand screaming into the deep listless corporate abyss.
I’m sorry to burst your suburban family bubble but other ideologies that aren’t connected to fashion have and stayed alive with new recruits; Antifa, Marxism, Squatters, Vegans - have all been at it fighting on their angles where punk left off.
It was the cost of hair spray for those giant mowhawks that finally did punk in.
i have food allergies. when i’m traveling, sometimes the local multinational corporation is the only place i can get reliably safe food and we’re not really willing to drive all over a new town trying to find a safe food truck in the middle of a road trip. consistency across the chain is a valuable selling point. but yeah, i agree with you in general.
For me it’s a guilty pleasure. I don’t go often but I know exactly what I’m getting when I do. It’s fairly consistent.
What’s not consistent is the pricing. Holy shit they’ve gotten expensive. Nice local places can be cheaper nowadays… If you’re local enough to know where to look.
oh yeah, our family ate at one of the local taquerias (our favorite went to shit so we’re exploring them all again) and the whole family ate for less at the taqueria than it costs the teenager to eat at taco bell. idk what’s up with fast food right now but i could wager a solid guess (trying to adjust prices to inflation before that inflation happens. projected inflation i guess)
the ‘nice local places’ around me just raise their prices, too. two or more can eat at a chain fast-food place for the price of one basic lunch at a ‘local’ restaurant.
Ah, unfortunate. Here they’re raising too, but not as fast as the international chains.
Well, you could just, y’know make food at home.
Who says I don’t? If I cook 80 meals at home a month that still leaves space for 10 meals not made at home.
I know. I just hear people complain about how expensive it is. I mean, if you can afford it go for it. But If your budget is stretched to the limit (or beyond) then perhaps consider making food at home. Yes I love fast food, but for what they charge I could get three meals made at home for the comparative cost. (And I find it tastes better too.)
With internet you can ask locals directly for recommendations.
And I’m sure I will when I can travel again. In the past I’ve googled and added “reddit” at the end but that’s getting less and less workable.
what train has your favorite meal car?
Hey, stop dissing on cardboard! It might actually be more nutritious.
Ehhhhhhh as someone who works in the corrugated industry. I’ve seen the massive tanks that hold a myriad of chemicals with odd names they use to make the paper, and then all the chemicals and additives that go into the starch (read: glue) that holds that corrugated board together. Cardboard is probably worse on your health than McDonald’s.
…but just barely.
Man I wish the McDonald’s goth baddie would degrade me.
I have a cashapp and can dress up to degrade you in a McDonald’s hat.
It just isn’t the same without genuine contempt.
Who said there wouldn’t be contempt?
Goth Baddie: Let me guess. 20 McNuggets again?
going out of my way to be as disrespectful as possible so she spits in my food
Goth baddie: flips you off for no particular reason
She doesn’t look healthy.
Have you never seen a goth before?
IRL, no.
Kudos to you for being honest.
The Goth style tends to try to look like you are dead or undead as the case sometimes may be.
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Or trolling, it’s difficult to tell sometimes. Some of the evolutions of goths includes norm-core style and IDGAFism.
Nothing is healthy in McDonald’s
Hey look, it’s my favorite font!
You can really tell by the V in “Veggie Burger”.
I’ve now changed my system interface font to this, and it looks great.
We❤️Kare! 😊
I’m old enough to think it looks better in all it’s 9 pt pixelated glory. But even like this it is great.
(btw your link has a misplaced “)” but Wikipedia saves you)
I’ve never had strong opinions on fonts, but I do like the way this one looks now that you mention it.
2 AM Wikipedia trip time! =D
That font does kinda slap
The extra pickle takes time
Veggie burger is the issue there. You always get extra wait with veggie options unfortunately.
Its kinda crazy because in reality its by far the cheapest, but lobbyist groups have pushed so fucking hard for meat that often meat options are cheaper, due to insane inertia and gargantuan subsidies.
Its not even limited to one country.
Can confirm. Sometimes I’ll order one, only for them to go check and come back to say “Oh, I guess we don’t actually have any.”
I’m gluten free due to allergy and the amount of times they say “oh we don’t have the gluten free option” is staggering. I mean I know I should eat at home 99% of the time, but I wanna go out sometimes…
As a vegan I feel your pain and we share a common foe
Oh wow. At least this never happened to me. It can always get worse I guess
Looks like she’s flirting
Meet cute?
No, he’s vegetarian
Why does this perfectly crisp image feel so deep fried?
All the lines are fuzzy.
Since I know you’re asking
B O R G E R
Why would you order diet coke when there’s classic Cock
Wat bout BEPIS tho?
This is why you should always learn to swear first, as any child instinctively knows.
