yeah what about pickles

the cool illuminati, not the regular one

is “cool” a meme?

does it have any angels playing trumpet out they butt? i spent some time looking but i’m tryna fall asleep. that was waking me up

kilroy

no worries. i knew i was making an obscure reference but i didn’t know how obscure.

novelty doesn’t just mean new

You might be a little young for this reference

Michael Johnson was an Olympic sprinter known for wearing gold shoes. Shit I knew people, grown adults, who spray painted their runners gold after he won.

[sometimes you kick the ball, sometimes you tee it up for someone else. They’re both fun parts]

You just put me on another list didn’t you

I’m kind of scared to google them to find out how 1-10 the prime minister of malaysia is on the dreaminess scale because i really can’t rate a prime minister properly without filling out their horoscope and shit. and then i’m gonna get me on another list aren’t i.

i only want to be on so many lists, cia dude. i’m already on like 5. isn’t 5 enough?

now now, through Jesus all things are possible

well, if your u/n is anything to go by i can name a community or two in california or oregon you’d do find a good fit in. at least my bio grandfather (another queer lil hayseed) did.

that was the dairy i worked at in the summers until i was… i don’t remember when great gran moved to boise. loved that farm. there were always kittens to play with at night and snapdragons growing along the fences.

i’m disabled as fuck. i use a tadpole etrike (that cost way less than any car i’ve ever bought) as my primary means of transport for anywhere within 20 miles. if i want, it’s just my thumb exercising. my county has very good infrastructure tho. it’s not as exclusionary as you’d think.

edit: my bike is on a rack while i get a new inner tube, otherwise i’d take a better photo: here’s Sweet Marie with 60ish pounds of kitty litter in the back. probably a year ago? i’ve added two mirrors and rotated the basket.

your inexperience with poverty and living in other countries is not their inexperience with poverty and living in other countries

how pathetic that half the median global annual income makes salivate.

he’s already run on “give every american adult $2k” twice and it worked once

They bought his $500 dollar gold sneakers which turned out to be trash

who does he think he is, Michael Johnson?