The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. ‘It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,’ Musk says.
For the love of god, just OD on ketamine already.
Why do bad Tesla fires only trap good people?
I don’t think that’s possible. Ketamine is a great and safe drug with many medicinal purposes
It’s absolutely possible if you’re abusing it recreationally, especially if you start mixing it with who knows what else. The biggest risk is respiratory system just shutting off.
That’s just an OD though, long term abuse like it’s suspected by many that Musk is doing has a whole host of nasty symptoms that you can look up yourself.
I imagine he’s dabbling in nootropics and whatever novel research chemicals his handlers come across.
Not yet named synthetic cathinones is my second best bet on what does him in. The first one is some mystery shooter with loose connections to a foreign intelligence agency.
Accidental death is very much possible though, and has happened before. Drowning seems to be a particular risk here
Who doesn’t like going for a swim when the K kicks in?
He’s also fighting with his Nazi bot and supposedly sleeps with a firearm handy. Honestly, odds are pretty good.
But is Elon alone at any time? He travels with a very tight security detail. I am willing to bet there is always someone around him almost all the time, meaning if he does take a good hit of ketamine and the tiles on his bathroom won’t slow down he won’t drown. Someone will come to his aid.
hope hes taking coccaine as well, and you can OD on that.
Unfortunately dying from ketamine overdose is extremely rare.
“Be the change you want to see ol in the world”
-Luigi
He is already 95% cuntamine.
I made that joke when I was 13 years old…
what makes you think fElon isn’t 13 years old too?
Macrohard…the kind of joke that 11 year olds made on AOL in 1994
I’m so tired of this idiot ass fucking dystopia.
I agree. Why can’t we have a dystopia where we have neon gangs with wicked aesthetics that are armed with fully automatic firearms purchased from a vending machine outside a liquor store.
Batman Beyond really gave me unreasonable expectations.
I was referring to cyberpunk 2077 style stuff. But I get you.
Honestly I’ve been hanging out with some Cajuns and it sounds like Louisiana is a few laws and aesthetic choices away from that
Good luck to Musk then. Was listening to a cybersec podcast on my morning dog walk and one of the stories was about the amount of security flaws that can be created with AI coding machines. Unless you’re aware of the language, exploits, weaknesses etc. etc.
What a dumbass. Every time he opens his smarmy gob these days he makes himself seem dumber every time.
It’s the drugs, the sycophants, and the power.
He’s completely lost touch and has gone full megalomaniac.
“Oh, yes, chief, creating a giant bowl of cheese is so original, you’re a genius”, a sycophant.
“God. I’m a god”, Musk.
“Yes, chief, you’re a god”, a sycophant.
“I’m so amazing that people think I’m a god”, musk.
I think there’s a touch of cognitive decline happening, too. Or like a serious brain injury.
Macrohard, another very funny joke from Elon’s brilliant mind.
“In principle, given that software companies like Microsoft do not themselves manufacture any physical hardware, it should be possible to simulate them entirely with AI,” he added.
Ummm, is someone going to tell him about the Xbox, Surface devices, and the entire Azure infrastructure they built.
And the Zune. Don’t forget the Zune!
I loved my Zune
Musk just announces this shit to look like he’s doing something so the investors don’t flee. If anything is actually delivered it will be forgettable and he will have moved on to the next thing he can hype.
It’s that or he’s trying to get Microsoft to give Grok a more prominent role on their platform and this is how he thinks he can active that.
How the stack of cards hasn’t fallen down yet is head scratching and I’d love to know what business is actually using Grok for something serious.
I remember back when I was a kid it was hard to convince people that wealth and success was not a matter of being better, smarter, or harder working - as we were told - but rather almost entirely a matter of luck. Thankfully, Elon Musk has shown many people the light that I could not. Thank you, Elon
To be fair there is one personal trait that’s really important to wealth and success, the willingness to walk over the bodies of your peers.
Zero empathy.
and that’s exactly why I’ll never be megawealthy. or even just wealthy.
Too many people are still convinced that Elon’s wealth is attained through his hardwork alone.
Yeah, although if Elon hasn’t convinced them I can at least take solace in knowing there was probably no way to convince them anyways. Total lost causes
he had good PR thats about it, he was totally sustained by OBAMA’s bailout.
https://www.monbiot.com/2011/11/07/the-self-attribution-fallacy/
If wealth was the inevitable result of hard work and enterprise, every woman in Africa would be a millionaire. The claims that the ultra-rich 1% make for themselves – that they are possessed of unique intelligence or creativity or drive – are examples of the self-attribution fallacy.
Ahhh no no that’s because they’re in Africa and not America 😌
That’s discriminatory! Actually it’s because they have dark skin. As a native South african, Musk knows this. Fortunately, he was able to immigrate in 1988 before things went bad. You silly
Yup. It is long past time we got over our child-like worship of billionaires.
Billionaires are just people with uncontrolled hoarding disorder, but instead of hoarding cats, or junk cars, or magazines, they hoard money. If they hoarded anything else, the authorities would step in and clean up the place and get them medication, but because it’s money, they get celebrated as successful businesspeople, and get loads of more government cash shoveled at them.
Dude claims he can code. I want to see him personally make Doom run on a Tesla.
Vibe coded Operating System. And Office suite. And cloud offering. And Enterprise. And SaaS. And game console.
What could go wrong?
What could go wrong?
Seeing how Microsoft (and Windows 11 in particular) is doing lately, and how practically every single Windows update is breaking something important, a lot.
We’ve already got one vibe coded Windows. We don’t need another one.
I actually think we do need more vibe-coded OSes. Linux marketshare won’t climb up by itself!
Also vibe coded vibe coding AI assistant.
Vibes all the way down.
Honey, the spread sheet is saying 1 + 1 = 3!
take out your USB-C, flip it upside down, plug it back in. how’s the math now?
All that junk code, what could go?
This is dumb on a different level
Ah yes, i will wait for it while I am travelling in the hyperloop
“It’s not that hard! I swear” (Elon)
he uses shrooms and cocaine to be able to experience the hyperloop
Jesus… it’s like watching these people cause a train wreck in slow motion, and we’re on the train.
At least its good to know that these fucktard billionaires can make tons of terrible business decisions over and over again, but have so much money that every once in a while their business decisions still make them gigantic, irrational, sums of money.
It’s like finding out that the captain of the airplane you’re on just let a retarded 5-year old steer the plane and the psychotic, suicidal co-pilot just murdered the captain and has now locked the cockpit. Now we’re in a race to try and break into the cockpit before the psycho and the retard crash the plane.
That’s what the Cybertrucks were for all along
Musk is like a science experiment to see how cripplingly stupid you can make a nepo baby without them losing all their generational wealth, except it went in a fascinating new direction instead.
And here I thought the Windows 11 enshitification couldn’t get worse.
Nobody should ever trust anything Musk wants them to install on their devices.
Don’t worry, this is another bag of hot air like the hyper loop. Nothing will come out of it.
