This looks like you asked AI to turn Pepe the frog into a human.

He’s great at coming up with magic systems but he’s basically a very talented YA writer.

I’m like 99% sure I saw them kill Trump back in 2017.

No, I thought it would end up costing far more than that.

Tennis with ping pong paddles and a whiffle ball.

$400 is pretty cheap for a phone these days.

While Linux is getting better, it’s still a shit show when it comes to Nvidia cards.

Is it? Ive had exactly zero issues with my Nvidia card since converting to Mint 2 years ago.

Polygenderous

So you’re saying God is so non binary that they are non gendered?

I’m going back to bed. At this point, just let me know when someone finally faces the consequences of their actions.

I went out to a fancy Japanese restaurant one night and noticed that they served a sake that was “aged to classical music.” I could not taste the difference.

No.

Unsubscribe from ALL streaming services.

Oftentimes it’s, “This food sucks. I should have just cooked.”

hopefully his dick falls off from being too small

That’s not something that happens right? Asking for a friend.

Ordering fast food to be delivered for 3 people 7 days a week can easily total up to $700.

I hate sad showerthoughts.

Alternative headline: Antifa continues unmasking neo-Nazis.

That sounds like reasonable doubt to me.

He seems more the type to watch someone get murdered then jack off in a closet while choking himself.