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cm0002@literature.cafe to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 24 hours ago

On Nvidia situation

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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    2 hours ago

    Consenting ones too, apparently!

  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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    10 hours ago

    they are, but things like epstein they are also targeting younger men/women.

  • TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works
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    21 hours ago

    Funny joke from the billionaire pedo app

  • RedSnt ♾️🦋♂️👓🖥️🐧@feddit.dk
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    I would’ve added “consenting” as well until I heard about the newly discovered affair with one of his employees, and potentially another employee as well. Man’s been busy, but the power balance between boss and employee makes the line of consent blurry.

    • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      All due respect, but there’s nothing blurry about leveraging power in any intimate relationship, consciously or not. Hell, even half-decent friends know better.

      In the rare case that both parties discuss and recognize the risks, etc., maybe it’ll have a longer fuse —though it’s only a matter of time, either way.

      But that’s not all! It’s a great way to clear the way for all sorts of related abuse in their workplace. [1](https://www.connmaciel.com/four-types-of-workplace-violence/)

      Just, don’t? 🙇🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

  • Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works
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    19 hours ago

    The conspiracy theory is that the only reason why this adultery resulted in such a fallout is because Huang wasn’t diddling kids.

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    The significant violations of US law and complicity from the Trump Admin are a bit higher on my list of concerns than the affairs. The affairs seem like media cover for the real story

    • TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social
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      The guys been in the news non stop for days over affairs as if the entire world was at stake.
      I’m willing to bet there’s something else going on they don’t feel like covering.

      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        She was a Chinese spy. That’s the story.

      • protist@retrofed.com
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        You don’t need to wonder, Jensen Huang was clearly fully aware that his company was breaking US trade law by funneling chips to China. And this constituted 22% of Nvidia’s revenue last year. And he clearly coordinated this with the Trump Administration

        • TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social
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          You’re falling for the trap. No one cares about any of that. You only care because you’ve been told to care.

          • protist@retrofed.com
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            What? What trap? I only care about white collar crime because I’ve been told to care about it? The fuck you on

            • TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social
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              14 hours ago

              Try reading bud

              • protist@retrofed.com
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                I think you’re the one who needs to re-read, bud

                • TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social
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                  Damn never seen people so willing to be deceived before. Upvote the blind some more.

      • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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        Like the 50,000 GPUs he illegally gave China.

        • TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social
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          Is that really worth a weeks of non-stop coverage though?

          • whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works
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            18 hours ago

            Considering that they ended up in weapons systems, how many deaths does he need to contribute to before you’d consider it newsworthy?

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              Really? What system?

              • whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works
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                I think I was wrong here.

                Although nvidia chips are found in weapons systems, I couldn’t find any articles specifically referring to illegaly exported chips. Thank goodness.

                https://www.ynetnews.com/tech-and-digital/article/rk5zbzo8fx

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              That’s not in the news, is it?

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                Are we playing the ‘answer the question with a question’ game?

                But to your point, they’re really burying the lede here. We should hardly care about the sex part.

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                  What’s with the weird hostility to an observation.

                  Everyone is missing the point. They’re using the jenson story to not report on more important things. That’s the point

          • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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            Yeah because otherwise they’d have to cover whatever fucked up bullshit trump is doimg.

            • TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social
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              18 hours ago

              Exactly 💯

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    22 hours ago

    The bar is truly in hell.

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    I’m sure that’s a great comfort to his wife.

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      No disrespect to his wife, but if the dude was carrying on 196 different extramarital affairs she probably knew and didnt care.

      Like one affair, maybe it fit in the storyline. But when the guy is fucking every third woman that enters his sphere I feel like she must have known.

      There are a plenty of women that stay married to very wealthy men and dont care what they do on the side. Or maybe its less that they dont care and more that they would care more to lose whatever money and status they have by getting divorced. Working around wealthy people I have seen it quite often. What upsets me more is when they have kids who know and obviously are uncomfortable with it

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        He fucked his employees at the same company both of his kids worked for.

        If they didn’t know it was because they looked away.

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          His daughter is pictured at events where he was being very familiar with Anna Huang. Even leaving together.

          The family knew.

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    So far. We are learning more every day.

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      It’s exponential, by the end of next week Jensen will have had an affair with every adult on the planet according to my super advanced AI I call the bullshirt machine

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        It’s SI…

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    At least 3 of them

  • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world
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    Dreadful though fitting

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    Someone forgot about the new generation of gamers getting fucked by this and instead being driven to chat with a bot to become dumber. Not saying many games are much better these days, but at least some aren’t complete brain rot.

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      Wahh You can still play the millions of games out there. It’s ok.

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