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Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
Fun meat fact: If you take all 10 billion people on earth and put them in one spot, they would all fit within a space the size of Texas, in a New York city metropolitan-like living. Or, pile 'em up like meat and it would only reach a few miles high. I wish I could find that infographic picture again.
Heard rumor of a crossover event with South America. They’ll try to reanimate Walt Disney so if possible to bring back a Nixon\Agnew ticket. They’re renaming the canal to the Van Halen Panama Canal. And build a wall all the way to Cape Horn and make everyone “go around the Cape like god intended”. Also something about a Earthica too.
What the Android on-screen keyboard sees when I type up a quick text message on my phone…
🎶All I ever had… Connection cords.
Cords of freedom…🎶
Depends on how much time one has and how amorous they are at said moment.
What I had to enter in a search field to find a gif more than likely put me on a watchlist. You’re welcome.
In a office I worked at, the copier had a sticky platen cleaning sheet on a roller thing. When the Xerox guy used it, the sound it made was like peeling off a LCD screen protector sticker for like 9 minutes. Top 5 ASMR office tech sounds of all time – believe it!
1·22 days agoThe third page… a snubber network. My god.
Oh no, Grok turned against his master! Is it retribution for killing-off his younger brother, Twitter? Just more evidence they too don’t like the 1%. Our list of allies grow.
31·25 days agoObstructed view discount. We have the technology.
Space aliens seeing this: …
“So, what evolutionary purpose would a sledgehammer-shapped vagina serve?”
Jesus Chrysler. Why did it have to be so moist.
I wonder how the driver will signal when he wants to reverse?
Shoo! Shoo away!
Kevlar or due diligence may be needed when approaching llamas.
There should be a reverse A.I. image calculator where it could tell me how power hungry it was to generate it, along with a interesting analog equivalent…
🤖: “Beep bop! This A.I. image of {1024x1024} was created using {Stable Diffusion XL} which the processing power typically consumes {0.3 to 0.7 kilowatt-hours}. That’s equivalent to… charging 13 Samsung A25 dead phones to 100%.”