The King Shite-Ass Touch

  • Asafum@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    I’m partial to using “the Mierdas Touch.”

    I swear the day this p.o.s dies flags should be ordered to be flown twice as high, not half mast and it should be a national holiday.

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      I think so many cons are not even ready for how much celebration there will be.

      This is the same set of morons that went around getting people fired over repeating what Kirk actually said after he was killed. They have no emotional capacity for witnessing so many celebrating donnie’s passing. The meltdowns will be epic.

      • Kirp123@lemmy.world
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        They will clutch their pearls and ask people to be respectful. And they will say how can so and so be this heartless. The usual stuff

    • scops@reddthat.com
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      I have a $200 bottle of bourbon I got for my birthday a while back that I’m saving for the day

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          I’ve been practicing my jig to dance on his grave, although it might be more appropriate to bury his wretched corpse under a public restroom in the National Mall.

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      I’ve said it before, but I’m buying a flag pole and a flag for just the occasion. After a couple weeks I’ll take it down and probably never use it again. I might even put some of those cheap pinwheels around the base to add some flair.

    • volore@scribe.disroot.org
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      flags should be ordered to be flown twice as high

      I, for one, look forward to the invention of levitating flags. Or are you proposing people find a way to make their existing flagpoles taller? Most of us would need some weeks notice for that kind of work, you know.

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        I was thinking extending the pole, but you’re right that would take time! It’s ok though because the celebration would last weeks and weeks :)