Considering we’re all actively being fucked by this administration…

It’s their favorite store, just after dollar general.

And high you fly

No. An aide (or an ai) reads his Twitter posts to him.

How large are electricity bills at car parks anyways?

Guillotine

Yes

A proper dummy load will match the resistance and capacitance of the antenna for which the driver is tuned.

Nah, install a franchise next to the oval office.

I’d rather them make the left choice.

I use nextcloud for this. It’s a bit much for just simple file share, but it works for me.

How many fingers Winston?

Dummy load. System thinks there’s still an antenna, but it doesn’t actually transmit or receive anything.

Huh. I didn’t get a DMCA when I unplugged the OnStar module in my car…

He’s just trying to solve the issue he caused with the shipping slump.

Thor got drunk and decided he needed a steak

You think he’s currently able to run? If so I have a medical report you’ll love to see.

A theoretical way is explained in the book “the moon is a harsh mistress”

So, trump is now the worst president below… Trump.

Ah, so his buy orders finally went through.

Now we wait until his shorts are finalized again.