I don’t because I don’t want to. I don’t want to because:

• I don’t like fishnets (I am not a fish).
• Tails (just no).
• Short shorts are uncomfortable, and they make you look like you’re pulling a Donald Duck if you have a long shirt.
• I can’t fathom a sweater being that shrunken—it would be too tight; I like breathing.
• My thigh is not a place for a random circulation-restricting belt.
• Random chains and buckles cause movement to be noisy.
• I would be cold if I had my entire torso exposed.

My advice is to dress in what’s comfortable.