look, vowels are expensive. vanna white literally charges people for $250 apiece for them. my way saves an entire vowel. thats $250 more to be spent on the shitposting and bickering that keeps us all alive in this galaxy of the Federated Universe.

i pronounce slrpnk.net “slurpnik dot net”

because it pleases me to do so. i dont know, maybe the instance can start a ramen rating app or a porno site on the side with the domain name. possibilities!

wishing marie oztoinette a very decapitated

“the magic pudding” by norman lindsay

when i dip, you dip. we dip.

mine is bork. it is a secret third meat that is neither beef nor pork.

lick frog

how big are your damn pockets?

i eat shrimps and shrimps is bugs

i’ll surf with a pasty any time

holy shit its british Point Break

(no surfing of course because england)

its an archaism. a modern understanding of animal behavior and ethics have both pushed that training modality out, and probably the more successful animal trainers of yore never really relied on it, but people absolutely used to beat the shit out of animals. perhaps not often, and perhaps not horribly, but animal cruelty was certainly common enough to enter the lexicon. see “carriage whip”. see “spurs”. see “bearing rein”. see “branding iron”. etc etc. hell theres even the phrase “spare the rod, spoil the child”.

and this is not the worst place a study of the history of language will take you. remember that european and white north american cultures both (among others) unabashedly practiced chattel slavery for centuries, if not millennia for older cultures.

Lilu Multipass & Ruby Rhod

yep

ce, ome, yei, nahui (Nahuatl)

what about thirmty three

“your honor, in my defense my website sucks. like really sucks. like try using it for a good purpose. it is inherently evil.”

airplanes are getting out of the being-repaired business