I mean you might not like it but he’s totally right. I stopped eating carrot cake 3 years ago and about 4 months afterwards I got in a horrific car accident. 2 people were critically injured, 2 more died and a llama was also killed. I was miraculously unharmed and the doctors said if I had even a bite of carrot cake in the months leading up to that I would have been hurt badly. Who knows how big that medical bill would have been… Thanks Dr. Oz!
They won’t even let us eat cake. None of those people know their history it seems.
I guess carrot cake is the avocado toast of new parents accessing the Affordable Care Act with Medicaid funds. We’re cooked.
I 100% blame Oprah for this.
- Why Dr. Oz is a bastard
- Is Oprah a Bastard? – 6 part series and the answer is a confusing yes.
wishing marie oztoinette a very decapitated
I forgot he’s the head of CMS. What a circus.
