dullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 hours ago"he" stands for "high efficiency" for detergent and washers, and in the future there could be "she" for "super high efficiency"lemmy.caimagemessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down13
arrow-up175arrow-down1image"he" stands for "high efficiency" for detergent and washers, and in the future there could be "she" for "super high efficiency"lemmy.cadullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 hours agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-218 hours agoChristianity needs an update. Since weed is legal they should add it to sacrament. I mean, after some munchies and wine I'm always down for a joint.message-squaremessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up1110arrow-down128
arrow-up182arrow-down1message-squareChristianity needs an update. Since weed is legal they should add it to sacrament. I mean, after some munchies and wine I'm always down for a joint.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-218 hours agomessage-square27linkfedilink
Apeman42@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours agoIf we are in a simulation, maybe yawning is an animation glitch.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square39linkfedilinkarrow-up170arrow-down112
arrow-up158arrow-down1message-squareIf we are in a simulation, maybe yawning is an animation glitch.plus-squareApeman42@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours agomessage-square39linkfedilink
rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-23 hours agoGlue used to be rare and magical.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up139arrow-down12
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squareGlue used to be rare and magical.plus-squarerainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-23 hours agomessage-square18linkfedilink
OccultIconoclast@reddthat.comEnglish · 1 day agoAnd then I'll sell my AI, so everyone can make drawings - EVERYONE can be an artist! And when everyone's an artist... no one will beplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square39linkfedilinkarrow-up1159arrow-down133
arrow-up1126arrow-down1message-squareAnd then I'll sell my AI, so everyone can make drawings - EVERYONE can be an artist! And when everyone's an artist... no one will beplus-squareOccultIconoclast@reddthat.comEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square39linkfedilink
YICHM@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agoUsing 24-hour format and 12-hour format together is worse than using either of those alone.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down113
arrow-up160arrow-down1message-squareUsing 24-hour format and 12-hour format together is worse than using either of those alone.plus-squareYICHM@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agomessage-square22linkfedilink
kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoWith great power comes great responsibility, but small accountability.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1144arrow-down14
arrow-up1140arrow-down1message-squareWith great power comes great responsibility, but small accountability.plus-squarekirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square12linkfedilink
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 2 days agoAI is like an evil villain's henchman: "Yes sir, you're absolutely right, sir." "Great idea master!" "My apologies master, I should have known what you meant from the start. Forgive me master.”message-squaremessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up1455arrow-down111
arrow-up1444arrow-down1message-squareAI is like an evil villain's henchman: "Yes sir, you're absolutely right, sir." "Great idea master!" "My apologies master, I should have known what you meant from the start. Forgive me master.”LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square37linkfedilink
Rob@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoNo matter how crooked a mirror is, it always shows you a straight image.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up1110arrow-down112
arrow-up198arrow-down1message-squareNo matter how crooked a mirror is, it always shows you a straight image.plus-squareRob@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square9linkfedilink
MoonRaven@feddit.nlEnglish · edit-220 hours agoMonths ago, I archived the Facebook app, muscle memory is strong, so I always open Lemmy. I didn't realize how nice it is to have an ad-free replacement until recently. Filled with the content I love.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up1203arrow-down13
arrow-up1200arrow-down1message-squareMonths ago, I archived the Facebook app, muscle memory is strong, so I always open Lemmy. I didn't realize how nice it is to have an ad-free replacement until recently. Filled with the content I love.plus-squareMoonRaven@feddit.nlEnglish · edit-220 hours agomessage-square3linkfedilink
bladerunnerspider@lemmy.world · edit-220 hours agodonuts to dollarsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up139arrow-down11
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squaredonuts to dollarsplus-squarebladerunnerspider@lemmy.world · edit-220 hours agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Meadow@ragu.meadow.cafeEnglish · 3 days agoThere's probably some kind of deal between cellphone and pants makers to keep pockets smallplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up191arrow-down111
arrow-up180arrow-down1message-squareThere's probably some kind of deal between cellphone and pants makers to keep pockets smallplus-squareMeadow@ragu.meadow.cafeEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square24linkfedilink
ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org · edit-24 days agoUnlike in movies, most smart people aren't good in chess.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square142linkfedilinkarrow-up1372arrow-down111
arrow-up1361arrow-down1message-squareUnlike in movies, most smart people aren't good in chess.plus-squareѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org · edit-24 days agomessage-square142linkfedilink
over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 days agoA mechanic that ain't cursing is a mechanic that ain't working.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down115
arrow-up192arrow-down1message-squareA mechanic that ain't cursing is a mechanic that ain't working.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square16linkfedilink
NONE@lemmy.world · 3 days agoDolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time.message-squaremessage-square40linkfedilinkarrow-up1377arrow-down138
arrow-up1339arrow-down1message-squareDolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time.NONE@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square40linkfedilink
SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoHaribo gummies are so hard you could probably use them instead of rubber bullets.message-squaremessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down129
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squareHaribo gummies are so hard you could probably use them instead of rubber bullets.SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agomessage-square33linkfedilink
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 4 days agoCucumbers taste like the white part of watermelonsmessage-squaremessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up1123arrow-down114
arrow-up1109arrow-down1message-squareCucumbers taste like the white part of watermelonsLanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square26linkfedilink
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoThe fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS. message-squaremessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1272arrow-down114
arrow-up1258arrow-down1message-squareThe fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS. AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square25linkfedilink
philz@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoI feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movementmessage-squaremessage-square331linkfedilinkarrow-up11.71Karrow-down113
arrow-up11.7Karrow-down1message-squareI feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movementphilz@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square331linkfedilink
YICHM@lemmy.world · 2 days agoMost people want immediate feedback on helping things they like, while disliking immediate feedback on harming things they hate.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down13
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareMost people want immediate feedback on helping things they like, while disliking immediate feedback on harming things they hate.plus-squareYICHM@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink