I hate these kind of memes. I’m 31 and so fat I’m way happier now than I was in my 20s.

French flag looking kinda weird

Yes, but you see, deaths involving cars are normal and acceptable. Even one death on a e-bike is a call to action to ban those death machines.

/s

I’ve actually never seen an elgato sponsorship

What does “root for sport” mean in Australia!

Cool, still not going back to windows

Have you thought about massive insurance fraud?

It took me so long to figure out that I wasn’t looking at a giant black shrimp

This is me

I actively avoid products I see to many ads for

When I started uni, there was a special “how to learn” class that everyone took on their first semester. It was just a refresh of how to cite sources, fact check, take efficient notes, and proper time management. Absolutely would have failed without it since I was one of those kids that breezed through highschool without much effort.

In Icelandic you say you’re on tour

Can’t believe 12% chose North Korea

Only one needs to survive

No but you see, it’s funny when men and minorities are raped.

/s

Cruelty is the point

“work, work, work, work, and work (that dick)”

I have some spices in my cabinet

Feeding the immigrants didn’t work out to well for them…

Genuinely thought it just meant killing a woman and was confused