Friends this is clearly satire
according to the comments it’s actually real 💀💀💀
Agreed. If he’s not joking, I lack the software dependencies to operate in this reality
This is 2026. Poe’s Law has never been more relevant.
No. In this time and age reality has often overtaken sarire in the level of ridiculousness.
It is de facto no longer possible to reliably differentiate between sarire and real events
It’s called cuckmaxxing. If you’re not cuckmaxxing, are you even trying?
LinkedIn changed my life.
While everyone else is worried about “work-life balance,” I chose work-work balance.
I wake up at 3:47 AM.
Ice bath.
Meditation.
Read 400 pages of billionaire biographies.
Reply “Great point!” to 73 executive posts.
Commute 90 minutes just to prove my commitment.
By 8:00 AM I’ve already delivered more value than most people do in a week.
People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.
The answer is simple: I don’t ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.
Lunch is for people without ambition. Weekends are a mindset. My family understands that EBITDA comes first.
A lot of people say this sounds unhealthy.
Those people are employees.
I’m an asset.
My goal isn’t just to go above and beyond.
I spend 12 hours a day literally sucking my boss’s cock, because if you’re not willing to become a full-time sycophant in pursuit of a 2.3% annual raise, do you even want to succeed?
.#Grindset #Leadership #Hustle #Synergy #ThoughtLeadership #1CorporateCocksucker #PleaseNoticeMe
People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.
The answer is simple: I don’t ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.
Don’t forget the part where they casually drop that their dad owns the company as if it has nothing to do with anything.
Doesn’t change the 12-hour-cock-suck
And their mom works in HR
There needs to be a word for this kind of writing. The rhythm of it is so strangely unique to these LinkedIn freaks
You really aren’t on that grindset if you have time to fuck your wife. True leadership is about delegating these sort of tasks so you can free up your full potential.
I don’t think Gerogio is getting enough credit for also working through the weekend
He is a hard worker.
It’s hard being a working stiff, but Giorgio is always up to the task
Gerogio is the real rise and grind bro here.
His wife is literally a Karen. Going to a fitness “booty” camp over the long weekend with her personal trainer.
I really hope this is satire.
His wife is about to get some booty, to be sure.
These days nothing is too crazy to be real.
Satire
Obvious satire of a real story.
writes “Protect the World from Climate Change” on the whiteboard
nods
Progress.
It’s further than most people get
If he had any real vision, he’d think bigger. A real visionary would protect the world from devastation, and unite all people within our nation
I’d cheat on this dude too. “Walks the talk”!? You fucking psycho…
Just imagine how sore she will be after that weekend
We salute you, Karen! 🫡
Oh there will be fireworks alright.
Endless bangs
This is 100% REAL. Not sure if you can see it if you’re not logged in or a member, but it’s legit.
Def a continual joke poster
Confirmed. The dude is a legitimate shitposter and has a particular gripe against toxic hustle culture.
A clear sign of the professionalism of LinkedIn these days!
I can’t without an account but I just choose to believe it.
Satire or not?
At first, I thought it was seething with satire. Rich wife having an affair with trainer while her husband is married to his work.
And then you see something like 3x founder. WTF is that. So I go to the website think it’ll be a joke website like Passive Income guy. Nope!
This shit is real. And this dude is the CEO.
I looked up his profile and all his posts are satire.
I tried to follow a link someone provided, but they wanted me to log in. Good for him doing the satire. Odd that he flaunts being a founder.
That might also be part of the satire
Is he LinkedIn® Verified™?
Look at the photo. He’s practically doing the “proooooblem?” face.
“No fireworks for Karen either”
doubt
Sparks, though.
The Advil bottle is a nice touch
It’s Eye tie for Jodie
This can’t be real. Cuck energy.
Idk if it’s satire but the company website exists and this guy is listed as the founder https://rockroserisk.com/about
RIP to him if he posted this in seriousness
Dude come on we need people to take environmental responsibility more seriously, not less.
More than energy, dude is posting on LinkedIn about getting cucked
Joke’s on us, telling everyone he’s a cuck is his kink.
His wife is ABSOLUTELY having an affair lmfao. This shit is so fucking pathetic, dude.
I don’t know what’s more pathetic; This guy or your own inability to realize the most obvious sarcasm and joke post ever.
That’s the joke.
