He Touched Me, and Now He’s Inside Me, and That’s How I Know He’s Coming

10,000% chance they are fudging numbers.

The church approved population is doing very well. The rest are not measured / severely misrepresented.

So… you and your wife experimented with the front and back holes when letting the milk out, but the back didn’t do anything noticeable, so you are a firm believer in front only

“What do you do for a living?”

“I’m a professional interviewee.”

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Heh, yeah.

Asshole who never makes his bed here.

There’s no value for the bed or room, but I see potential value for the person. I’ve got to admit, my friends who generally have their shit together are also the ones who make their bed.

Not that the bed making is some magic key, but they train themselves to treat all things as important and keep it together as they go.

As they walk by the room through the day, they get to see a well made bed and feel a bit better about the state of their affairs generally, thinking better of themselves and expecting more of themselves.

Idk, obviously I’m not living this way.

It’s a lot of thought to put into a bed, but this is a comment section, a good place to get unnecessarily philosophical.

It came on a CD-ROM, and they were everywhere.

Children throwing the internet like shuriken across fields, hanging them from trees as decorations, occasionally actually putting them in a PC for 2 free hours!

Don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got 'til it’s gone?

The skinsona bunny is the stuff of lovecraftian horrors

genini update my machine

Because I’m apparently a raging masochist

That does not dissuade the keepers of the old ways who know the agony and triumph of whole series downloads spanning months, watching that extra green pixel light up as another random chunk came through day after day until finally the progress bar became whole.

… and then it’s in fucking Spanish

STOP! Stop. Nobody vote.

The original also had penis flowers, but I asked it to remove those for fear of rules or laws

Yeah totally, I dig it.

The customer (user) goes to the front desk (web app) and makes a connection with a representative (api) who goes back to the warehouse (database) to retrieve the item they requested

So everything the customer is doing is on the “front”, and everything the rep is doing is on the “back”

In that context, I’d call the web app (html, js, css… the stuff that runs in the browser, Angular, React Vue compilations, whatever) the front

The back would be the API server and the database, auth provider, remote services, whatever it’s calling, which the web app calls for the data it uses to populate the UI

I guess we could call the connections between browser and server kinda the line that separates front and back?

In practice, “backend” changes meaning depending on context. It’s a relational boundary between two layers of a system.

The most typical meaning I’ve heard is referring to the server side, where front is the web app and back is the API.

But I’ve heard developers refer to the database as the back, implying the endpoints are the front.

And I’ve even heard desktop app developers refer to the app logic as the back, where the UI is the front.

High enough to fly far far away

Grab a few usb sticks and put different images on them to try some different OS’s. Get a feel for how easy they are to install / config / use.

Then put your favorite on your internal drive, and maybe keep a couple of specialized sticks for whatever: troubleshooting, browsing, streaming, gaming, office…

Just give it that upgrade that prevents all software issues.

Rip the cpu out

Oh I get it. Like the famous author of “Can’t Touch This”