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ToasterBotnet - Productivity and Memes@piefed.social to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

Touch Grass

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Touch Grass

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ToasterBotnet - Productivity and Memes@piefed.social to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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    Does it stack? What’s the cool down?

    • Kenny2999@lemmy.world
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      Yes. 5 stacks = 1 ounce. Burn to gain +5 insight but lose -5 initiative.

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        Also it’s starts a bunch of quests that don’t really reward anything. Which is ok because you’re probably not going to complete them.

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      What happens if I grow grass inside?

      • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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        Yea, free range vs factory grown.

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          That way I can touch grass and my keyboard at the same time, hopefully they don’t cancel out

          • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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            Well that say you should have your feet slightly elevated off the floor, so we can put a planter box with grass in it for a constant buff.

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    Why is “+” necessary?

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      RPG style.

    • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
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      It isn’t. But it is still correct.

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    Deal !

  • Kojichan@lemmy.world
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    …does dead and snowy grass count? Looking for answers…

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    Roll 1d20 histamine saving throw.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      I have an Amulet of Benadr’yl and activate it to summon the Shadow Man.

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        Yeah but that’s like -10 dexterity, -10 stamina, it’s basically an amulet of sleep.

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    That kind of seems like a win-win to me.

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    Wait, why am I losing Internet points? I was being ironic.

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    Lost the saving throw against histamines tho *achoo!*

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