Peter Parker should get some type of job in fashion. He designed and created his own stylish superhero costume by himself, so clearly he knows about fashion.

Working at a fashion company is also a good job that pays the bills, and he doesn’t have to worry about money while being Spider-Man.

It’s also not that time-consuming.

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    Depending on the universe, he may have designed his own web shooters and webs that are incredibly strong and also dissolve on their own in a matter of hours. He should become a materials engineer.

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    He’s probably got an insane body too. But the personality doesn’t work, I guess

    The “alter ego is a nerd” thing didn’t make sense to me in my teens because I was like “yeah okay, these dudes are fucking shredded and athletic”. Then I found out /fit/ existed and I was like “oh, extremely in shape people can be social misfits too, nice”

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      Rock climbing is bang in the middle of the two circles “nerd” and “ripped.” Half the folk at my local wall are complete dorks (and I mean that affectionately) whilst also being slabs of muscle. Seems to be popular amongst people working in compsci/IT.

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    Well, this job certainly would make the perfect excuse for him to take photos of himself striking some cool poses.