It’s not that incredible, considering we can get cysts full of teeth and hair inside the body

Whenever I eat spicy food my tongue stops working and all I can taste is bitter and pain

Came here to say th- ah fuck

Firefighter

Postfighter

Policefighter

Milkfighter

Garbagefighter

Businessfighter

Salesfighter

Chairfighter

Congressfighter

Sportsfighter

Handyfighter

Fisherfighter

Newsfighter

But if I don’t have a truck the size of a locomotive how will people know that I absolutely do not have a micropenis?

In that case, never check out the rest of the Soulsborne series

We need more companies like that, then.

I got 150 upvotes on a post, that’s when you start feeling godly