No thank you.

It’s because you have to wash it with cold water. Hot water will basically cook semen and make it much harder to wash out.

Have you told her how that phrasing affects you? She can’t change what she says if she doesn’t know it bothers you.

Also, have you talked to her about why she wants things to finish up? Being done fucking could be for several different reasons, and some of those could be addressed so she doesn’t want it to stop.

For my wife it’s because she gets sore if we go a while, and wants to finish before things start hurting, so I know it’s time to grab the vibe to push her over the edge (something like 80% of women struggle to orgasm from penetration alone).

It might not be that. My wife used to say stuff like that, but that’s because after ~10-15m she starts to get sore. Basically she’s asking me to hurry up while she’s still enjoying it.

She does phrase it better now, saying things like, “I want you to cum for me,” or, “I want you to fill me up,” which does help mentally.

If the answer is no for anyone, they just haven’t done it right.

You’d almost have to intentionally search for toys these days that aren’t silicone, abs, glass, or metal, though.

You can actually get anal plugs that have ball bearings in them that bounce around as you move, so you get vibration without electric parts.

But ultimately, it’s just something you’ve gotta try a few different things until you find something that works for your body. There’s a few hundred silicone prostate massagers out there.

The way I searched was using AliExpress. They’re the exact same thing as the $10-20 ones on Amazon for $2-5, if you can wait a few weeks.

I’d recommend getting a set to start with until you find what insertable length works best for you. Unfortunately, whomever designs the toys seem to think that longer massagers need to be thicker too, so you might need to work up to one.

Because if you die from not wearing proper PPE, that’s on you.

It’s really only one death since 3 idiots weren’t wearing helmets.

It’s not super unreasonable, tbh. I pickup the prescriptions for my SO and myself, and by this point the staff just has our scripts ready when we get to the front of the line.

It’s going to be the same for any business that you frequent (if you’re friendly to the employees)

It’s annoying that there’s no mention of the consequences for running away

It’s the internet, so I’m not sure why anyone would be surprised.

The constitution doesn’t guarantee magazine sizes.

Sometimes I think it must be nice to be so ignorant.

Dude, they were disruptive enough that the fucking president got personally involved on their side. What more do you want?

I feel bad for The Onion. Reality is so insane it must be hard to come up with stuff to beat it.

Like, this could have been a CNN article and I wouldn’t have thought twice about it.

This person likely doesn’t have a case. The reason McD lost the first coffee case was because at the time they were offering free coffee refills, so they cranked up the temperature so people wouldn’t have time to sit and drink multiple cups.

Dozens of people had already been injured by this practice by the point the famous injury happened, and the courts had already warned McD to stop.

Anything said before the word ‘but’ can be ignored in these instances.

Yeah, terahertz signals aren’t going to be the next generation of mobile communication technology unless they’re going to install base stations every few meters.

Yeah, I’m at 28T and I’m eying some 18T drives for an expansion unit.