Hey you just stole this idea from the current administration!

Because 7 is a 6 offender

He was an old pensioner in New Zealand and spent his days modifying and old Indian scout motorcycle. He melted down scrap and casted his own parts. There was no place in New Zealand flat enough and long enough for him to really see how fast his bike would go. He got a lot of support from the locals to raise money and was able to make the journey to the United States to go to Death Valley, where he and his old motorcycle were underestimated by all. But he crushed the land speed records (in his category) which may still be unbroken today. He was infectiously likeable and a really unexpected god of speed, the ultimate underdog

Oh they made a movie about him called The world’s fastest Indian it’s absolutely worth a watch if you haven’t seen it

I really love Burt Munro’s story

The one that got away

She was a punk rock girl all tatted up. She felt quite bad about dropping the deuce

My ex was day drunk and wearing lingerie and power sharted right on my kitchen floor

A long time ago Putin filmed Trump doing some naughty things and now the USA has a Nazi regime

They’ll just wheel him around like they did with Alzheimer’s Reagan in the 80s. Anything to keep up doing the most evil shit they can think of without repercussions

A DIY one made from cardboard

Genitalia: unremarkable

MASH is still great, I started from the beginning recently and have been enjoying it immensely, another recommendation here. Goodnight Major

I would love to be able to knit sweaters

Taco Tuesday

I find it so surprising that the single edge gem blades didn’t take over the shaving world, compared to the standard double edged safety razor. The angle is built right into the razor head, it’s essentially idiot proof!

Gem razors ftw!

This is so rad, I didn’t even know it was a thing!?

It’s not even mismanagement, it is completely intentional. Congrats on sending your oldest and most steadfast ally to the EU