nocturne
I don’t do drugs. I am drugs. --Salvador Dalí
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nocturne@piefed.socialto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•I wonder how the Habsburgs would have felt about pugsEnglish
4·9 days agoCousin!
Yes, a yellow onion and a Spanish onion are interchangeable. Are they the same thing? Unsure, but they are used as the same thing here in the states.
nocturne@piefed.socialtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Trump thinks RFK is the key to win the midterms by getting MAHA moms on their sideEnglish
31·2 months agoI thought they did not want women voting?
You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck
nocturne@piefed.socialto
Buy European@feddit.uk•Smirnoff vodka on European shelves is made in the USEnglish
6·3 months agoLooks like it is made in the US. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SKYY_vodka
nocturne@piefed.socialto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Parents of Lemmy, would you have your kids keep the bedroom door open when the gender they were attracted to comes over?English
386·3 months agoIt’s not exactly relevant to the original question, but is to your response … My mom always told me “don’t do drugs, but if you do, do them with me so I can make sure you’re doing them right.”
Was that her policy on sex too?
Edit: a lot of people without a sense of humor in this thread.
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nocturne@piefed.socialtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•US Navy is planning its own boat parade for Trump after his Army parade fell flatEnglish
10·3 months agoI wonder if there are going to recreate the Texas trump boat parade, that would be pretty neat.
nocturne@piefed.socialtoShare Funny Videos, Images, Memes, Quotes and more @lemmy.ml•Good old timesEnglish
1·3 months agoGrammar is way too good to have been posted on Nextdoor.
nocturne@piefed.socialto
politics @lemmy.world•MAGA Candidate Flamethrowers the Quran in Deranged Campaign AdEnglish
13·3 months agoDidn’t some dude in Sweden recently get merc’d for burning a Quran?
nocturne@piefed.socialto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•First human case of flesh-eating screwworm parasite detected in the U.S., HHS confirmsEnglish
51·3 months agoI would not be surprised if it was RFKJR or his family.
nocturne@piefed.socialto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•whats the cheapest legal way to dispose of my dead body so i can stick it to the funeral industry?English
8·3 months agoThe cremains came in a bag inside of a box made of corrugated plastic. His mother and I split the cremains in the parking lot of a seedy motel. My half went into a big gulp or similar cup until I got them into his water bottle (it is a nice metal one, not like a plastic disposable bottle).
nocturne@piefed.socialto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•in what proportions do you mix beer (pale lager) and apple juice?English
4·3 months agoStep one: pour beer down the drain
Step two: enjoy some apple juice
Step three: have a huge glass of water
nocturne@piefed.socialto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•whats the cheapest legal way to dispose of my dead body so i can stick it to the funeral industry?English
62·3 months agoMy son is in his water bottle. Never bought an urn from the crematorium.
nocturne@piefed.socialto
Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Americans are getting new trainsEnglish
18·3 months agoA new era of high-speed rail to begin between Boston and Washington, DC








Saag paneer is a great dish. Spinach, spices, and cheese.