Well I was dead wrong. When I was psychotic after my TBI in 2022 I put my own version of the Epstein List on Github. It’s still there, a private repository that’s basically a schizophrenic nightmare, lmao. It’s an interesting rabbit hole to go down if you’re interested in what happens to you when you smoke a bunch of weed right after getting a traumatic brain injury.

But anyways, yeah, I was off about Epstein, and I do not seem to have gotten any of the names right. I had Guy Fieri, Kanye West, Pete Davidson, Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump, Travis Barker? lmao

and it was translated FLAWLESSLY

forgot to add the caption, oopsie

https://i.imgur.com/tabMfln.png

i was just on discord and i only needed to send a dick pic to enter voice chat

Did he think he was busting him out of Flavortown Jail?

Alberta wanting to become its own country is like a high schooler who moves out of his parents’ house because he thinks he can make it as a Soundcloud rapper

The one chemical Alex Jones doesn’t object to the government putting in the water. I’m sure he already puts it in his

won’t someone PLEASE think of the gestapo!

from remotes import remote

from objects import tv

remote.turn_on(tv)

it was just one guy who was like

 for num in range(3000000):

  if num < 23000:

    Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = True)

    continue

  Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = False)

given what “edge” means among the teens these days, microsoft really should go back to the old browser name…microsoft goon

i thought it was obvious i was joking but yeah, that would be faster

“Feel worthless? Just look at this person who, unlike you, actually has their shit together”

the topic differentiation technology doesn’t exist yet, so i just hit ctrl+c about a second after i hit enter

my shit is optimized AF

I have all of wikipedia in a single 156 GB text file. in my .zshrc i have fastWikiLookup() { cat ~/wikipedia.txt | grep "$@" }

which is total bullshit btw. typical neolib insanity. mcdonalds fries are the best

they changed several words. the original T-shirt is “Fuck McDonalds | Burger King’s Fries Are Much Better”

That letter is all the proof anyone needs that the adults left the room a long time ago. It’s just like one of his dementia-inspired tweets

it’s a long shot, but i’m hoping that given how incompetent the trump admin is, they just release all the files on whitehouse.gov, but you can remove the black highlighter with inspect element