What is the condition of your sidewalks? My sidewalks are uneven and a neighborhood grandma who I walk with still prefers the street even though my street is not well lit. Uneven sidewalks are a tripping hazard that can be avoided by walking in the street. Her vision isn’t great so a paved stretch of road is just easier to walk with a flashlight.

Come on it’s the 21st century where is your refrigerator electromagnet? Looks like it is very needed.

I have a stick of butter that is sharper than he ever was

I bet they’re scared that the Pope is from Chicago and could run for president.

Bodybuilding forums led to a notorious debate on the number of days in a week. I feel like a reddit format would water down the debate by not presenting replies as they are posted in real time.

they are at the ripping copper out of the walls stage of “draining the swamp”.

Expect a circus elect some clowns.

Every day goes by seeing this in the news and I am reminded of child criminal Brendon Chaney.

I live in a prefabricated home that is a different color than my neighbor’s. Can I gift them one of these robots to get a blueprint of their house? It is already easily googled but I feel that making a robot do it keeps them lower on the food chain.

Please don’t besmirch Paul Bearer’s name like that. He didn’t see The Undertaker chokeslam Mankind through the roof of the cage into the ring below during Hell in a Cell to be compared to a shit sucking parasite.

If someone were to drop a pallet of posterboards on those guys Looney Tunes style I should hope it doesn’t whistle as usual on the way down.

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Cat wanted to go outside. It was raining. After seeing the rain out the back door and turning around she led me to the front door expecting better weather.

One time I was at a bonfire and a friend of a friend, looking like he was up all night, said he was up all night watching tornado siren videos on youtube

I think they could just get another donkey

israel wants an iron dome. We should build a huge iron dome to go over israel and it should be thick enough to keep god out.

Street racing i have no opinion about but street crashing i am against