I would like if the sports communities were more active, with game threads and post game threads and highlights

anakin face

Had to make sure you don’t take the last parking spot

Mobile phones would be more like teleporting in this analogy

Show us the challenge review, show us the mascot relay race, show us the kiss cam.

In the first movie her clothes don’t turn invisible so she takes them off and then becomes visible again

It is the policy of the trump administration that there are only two kingdoms of life

So does everyone, thanks Equifax

Jesus didn’t need to lock his credit with a smartphone after multiple data breaches

The San-Ti were more honest about it.

I described an NFL game without the express written consent of NFL productions

Existential dread

https://kdvr.com/news/local/us-department-education-investigates-denver-high-schools-all-gender-restroom/

They converted the girls restroom on that floor, there’s still a boys only restroom but no girls only restroom

I got a 7 day ban for saying you haven’t served your life sentence until you are dead, they said that was promoting violence, I decided if they rejected my appeal it could only mean they don’t actually read appeals and I should just leave.

Workout timer that wants a subscription

You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel

Soon he will sign an executive order that there are three states of matter. Then one that there are two kingdoms of life.