This reminds me of “Clarke and Dawe - The Front Fell Off” skit XD

Over 9000 calories!

Tbf, Goku just loves food. He would chow down enough salad to the point it becomes unhealthy again.

I used to believe there were a ton of things that the universe decided to fuck me in particular. Turns out, it was autisim.

But from his perspective, wheels and feet are the same thing. Since wheels are so visible in that setting, he lives in bliss.

The bag is just a metaphor, the problem is that it was given all to a single person instead of multiple. Since the point is to stop the accumulation of wealth.

And to add to this,

Girls are allowed to feel emotions. Boys get theirs beaten out of them.

Hence screaming for help is considered a woman thing.

Best they can do is make junk more expensive than healthy food.

I am not sorry

I think they call it “analog horror noise” now, along with vhs cassettes.

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Feel the passage of time XD

That is a good set up for a horror story.

”Two guys entered the haunted library. Three came back”

Oof, there is so many leaps of logic that you better stretch before reading.

According those men, women only have romance in their minds. So if they are showing interest in [male dominated subject] is because she wants to stand out by ”not being like the other girls". Even if it were true, surely it should be be the guys’responsibility to not hit on girls that shows them the slightest bit of attention, right? Of course not, guys can’t be held responsible over their own sexual urges! So its the evil woman’s fault for seducing the men by simply existing, and causeing them to fight amongst each other for her attention. She must be excluded for the sake of keeping the fandom healthy!

: /

I pirated a game because my parents had a party at our house and I didn’t want to deal with people while getting the game from the living room.

For the curious, LoZ:Twilight Princess.

"I’ve had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another, rockier bottom underneath " from Bojack Horseman.

Depression is like a poison, slowly but surely weakening you. It makes each day harder than the last. So the past feels so much better than the present.