Thanks, I’d like to end up somewhere that isn’t like playing fucking Russian Roulette. I’ll take one of those Nordic countries where everyone’s got enough, they pay teachers like doctors, and people actually care about science.

Republican and Republican Nazi

FTFY

Sonya Gomez: the Mirror Universe

Pizza and weed sounds like a good business model, tbh

It’s like when someone tells me something is unbreakable. It becomes my mission to come up with a way of breaking it.

Maybe… Maaaaaayyyyyyybeeeee the Democrats need to nominate someone who is actually worth getting excited about instead of just being not-Trump.

they can be used almost 24/7 for years on end

Great. Now I have MORE questions!

What would make a dildo “industrial strength”? What industry would require such strength? Surely the porn industry, but are non-industrial-strength dildoes so flimsy that they will fall apart regularly? I kind of feel like if you need an industrial-strength dildo, there are far more problems than an industrial-strength dildo would solve.

Nothing happened there for the entire year?!? No military parades? No groups of people coming together to talk about what they have in common? Amazing that nothing happened there for an entire year!

Teaching as a profession sucks ass in general right now… but at least a lot of the special educator-specific bullshit is not my problem anymore. But thank you.

Someone told me that if I wanted to be a history teacher I should get a degree in special Ed to “make myself more marketable.” It took 14 years to get out of special education and land a job teaching history

There are, in fact, no products in that empty drawer. I promise I’m not hiding them from you, ma’am.

Hey, now. We also make friends online!

Why does Stephanie as a pet name gross you out? Am I missing something?