Yes, my toilet doesn’t even have an internet connection, it doesn’t change colour depending on the weather, and it doesn’t say “Thank you!”. Can you imagine such barbarity?!

Well, that’s what you deserve for overcomplicating simple things such as a toilet seat :)

The result is nice and cool. It is the level of modern journalism that is disturbing.

Moderators cannot understand context, sarcasm or satire. Most of them have an intellect and attention span similar to GNU grep utility.

You were misunderstood and banned. That’s how modern life is.

Yes.

Yes, Russians can do that. But they won’t. Why would they? They still see that in perspective they would gain more eventually than they lose in the process.

World: hehehe, look like all those crazies burn their stockpiles on Ukrainians. Win-win for us: no more shells in Russia and more young educated Ukrainians immigrate to toil for literally free.

That’s the spirit: brewery is the only important knowledge and it isn’t that difficult.

Too much activity? Germans would like someone more scholziey and anti-escalationy? Why not elect a dead duck? It won’t even quack.

Zug-zug!

Why not start with Hungary and “Russia conditionality”?

Vampire hunter: It is a pure plumbum, stupid vampire! (proceeds with hitting the vampire’s head with a very heavy cross)

No. Trump will be there while he wants to or until he is executed during the revolution. No compromat will change that.

Fascism never comes without a reason.

|0| = 0

No, let this Belgium party move to the USA: crazies should be held in one place.

sewer systems

Is there some above-ground alternative? If it were, they would definitely build the sewage system in a cheap way, and Canadians would not only experience power outages but also dysentery.

Again I ask, why are our transmission lines not underground?

Money.

Quiet? Nice but almost impossible thing: cars, humans, dogs, children, sirens, bombs… All produce an enormous amount of noise.

Does Putin know that he collapsed and Russia is in panic?

Really, if you bring a link to a video with the title of such stupidity, you should provide a short idea of what it is about.