Magazines are actually empty by default

I initially saw all 3 beds as cribs which just made it funnier

Oh hey I actually didn’t know that was a Teddy Roosevelt quote til I googled it just now. I just thought it was some kind of proverb

Dude please please please don’t let Trump ruin your marriage. Not allowing your MIL to stay for her annual visit when your wife wants her to is gonna be a big big problem

Comparison is the thief of joy

If trophies and honors are what he needs in order to do the right things then I’m down to gradually award him a whole EGOT over the next 3 years

Lol so now it’s alligator Alcatraz because it’s shut down, like Alcatraz, and surrounded by gators.

Yeah Chicago gangs are not shy at all about shooting at law enforcement as it is

Move to ED! YMMV based on the hospital but there’s a lot less butt wiping, meds are rarely refused, family shuts up and listens if the patient is critical enough, security is more available if patients get rowdy. Plus you get fun emergency stuff

…Putin is about to walk away with 20% of Ukraine

I think that attitude is a symptom of burnout, either with work or life as a whole. They’ve probably been taken advantage of and let down a number of times and have developed a mindset that good work doesn’t get noticed, people don’t get what they deserve, so why bother?

Not saying it’s justified or healthy thinking. But when they see your attitude they might be saying internally “just wait til you’ve seen what I’ve seen”

…But isn’t the US actually paying these third counties to take them?

Am nurse. Don’t know of one, I’m not the kind to start something like it but I would love one

I definitely first read it as Ikea Warns Iran and got very confused/excited

If you read the quote from the anonymous source in Trump’s voice…it sounds exactly like the way he would shit talk somebody

You can give input but ultimately you don’t get to pick them…your prescriber picks them

Leaders of Islamic terrorist organizations aren’t exactly known for giving praise and/or respect to leaders of different religions…

Here ICE, this is the man you’re looking for

Lol ok

I’m not saying your frustration is invalid, I’m one of the lucky ones like you. But I think sometimes in these types of scenarios it’s helpful to look at the overall scoreboard and see that as shitty as it may be, you’re still in pretty good shape. Another good house will come around.