It was fun for the Mars executives, was it not fun for you?

It has “force”, but it’s not very impressive, I can shoot saliva in approximately a 1ft / 30cm arch.

This is my time to shine, my body is full of useless, I can:

• gleek intentionally (saving people a search: it’s causing the salivary glands under your tongue to shoot saliva, people often do it unintentionally when yawning)
• open my jaw wide enough that it goes out of socket, and twofer I can then move it side to side and produce a loud popping noise
• bend my thumb down to my wrist
• cause my heart rate to spike for short periods even when at rest
• make a three leaf clover with my tongue
• click my tongue extremely loudly

I don’t know, I keep seeing Christopher Walken when I see these pictures of the kid.

Poe’s law has only gotten more true over the last couple of decades.

I don’t know, it looks pretty sturdy to me.

I’m getting Mona Lisa vibes.

Definitely wait for the second or third version, you don’t want to pay the early adopter tax.