He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh
“What are you gonna do, shoot me?”
Knowing me, probably something like “I wonder what this does…”
Lol, Electronics engineer, I second this
lol same, or maybe “hold my beer.”
Ah fuck.
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
What are you gonna do, stab me?
Nonono, this is an interview to work for Boeing
Topical and dark, like a fresh front page, coated in fine chocolate.
“What was that noise?”
Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, I’m out.
Heh. You made one mistake… Your safety’s on.
Then I would try some action movie bullshit and die, but can you imagine if it worked?
Avenge me.
I’m glad it’s over
“Here is an alternative Piped link(s)“ and then it links to a video of me dying.
I’d like to say it’ll be something pithy like “Thank God that’s finally done with,” but, more likely than not, it’ll probably be “Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit,” and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.
“About fucking time.”
Today is a good day to die
My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.
if thats the case mine is going to be something like “whos a good girl?”
