Yep. It happened to me. My mother literally told me “I’ll forgive you if blah blah church and Jesus” I forget the rest, it was like 25ish years ago.

I’d totally get shot. Hell, I’ll hold the gun steady for him.

No, that’s a lie they tell you because 1. Trump is a fucking idiot, and 2. The truth gives him what wants which is to exploit America fir his own narcissism. It’s a wonder he doesn’t just call it Trumpland Inc.

I’d say that the quest party is that Mark Rober said he’ll probably buy another Tesla.

Let that sink in a minute.

Shit I live inside the US and I barely consider it a democracy.

You’d be amazed how much bathing some people manage to do with just a sink.

That’s because they’re afraid & hate when it happed, happens, and will happen again to Spez.

Good. Trump voters don’t deserve happiness.

If they die in that Space X capsule I’m going to have a fucking seizure from being sad and upset for the tragedy while also laughing at Elon’s financial spiral getting worse.

And here I thought it was Roadkill F. Kennedy that was gonna send me to a concentration camp for taking antidepressants. Welp I guess it’s the nuthouse for me instead. At least until being mentally ill at all gets you sent to the “rehabilitation farms.”

I wish we could have Civil War 2: The GOP Are Traitors. Instead we get this schizophrenic bullshit.

Translation: my beliefs mean more to me than my dead child ever could.

Good. It sucks for her, but Trump voters don’t deserve to have happy lives.

So that means meat will be cheaper domestically, right?

RIGHT?

Government: Runs into crowd of friends while winging haymakers.

Friends: JFC what the hell dude!?

Government: Fuck you, now give me your house. … … … Can you spot me $50 until payday?

While I’m jaded and cynical enough to not be moved by anything anymore and I have already heard that information, I’m somehow still disgusted that you invoked rule 34 here of all places.

I say we declare the GOP a terrorist group.

Well then I guess I’ll see y’all at gitmo.

They need to change theb song lyrics. “Almost heaven” doesn’t describe West Virginia as well as “Bathroom creepers.”