This is why you don’t donate property and large sums of money unless you’re already rich. I used to date a girl whose parents inherited like a million dollars, and they donated all of it to their fucking church. Shortly they’re after, the preacher retired and build a new giant house. Fuck that shit.

Clever. My sister had the rails because she’d roll out of bed. The last straw was when she fell and her head wound up inside the bedside trash can. Which as her brother I found absolutely hilarious.

I read somewhere that is better to at least wait a while for the bedding and mattress to air out first.

Yeah but for everyone like that there’s one or more like my mother (that’s demonic) or dad (what’s going on, you keep switching too fast, what is that, etc…?)

I love how hard she’s trying to pass that buck. Good luck with that Cancer Barbie - I don’t think the Orange Jackass is going to come to your rescue.

Gee I wonder why. Oh right, the Icestapo.

Yeah they have. They’re the same fucking games as before. If you’re not a gamer by the time you’re over 65, odds are good that you’re not gonna suddenly become one.

At least this particular moron didn’t drive straight into water.

Because that worked so well for Jesusween.

Also the capitalist system refuses to pay the citizens with the fruits of automation, instead hoarding the wealth amongst the top 1% of the top 1%.

Have you checked both of your hands?

That’s not a joke. I once did 2 laps around a work office looking for paperwork that was in my hand the entire time.

Conservative Traditional Families in America: A Primer

• Almost die in a war
• Marry STRAIGHT out of highschool/after your discharge, possibly after getting a girl pregnant
• Have PTSD or other untreated mental illness
• Have an affair
• Lose your job to automation
• Become an alcoholic
• Have secret gay sex
• Become a domestic abuser
• Threaten your children to prevent them from being gay
• Wife leaves you
• Your children hate you
• Die alone

So a person or persons, who may or may not be, allegedly, George Santos, threatened him with violence.

But Santos appears to be, in my opinion, a pathological liar.

So did he technically, allegedly, threaten anyone really?

I’m waiting for them to say “Google maps told me to.”

Good. Stupid choices beget stupid consequences.

I mean this surprises nobody. And knowing what we know about Drunk Pete, it’s not even disappointing. It’s just really fucking stupid.

I can’t argue with that.

A murder being in America instead dies not make it stop being fucking evil.

Well that must be true then - I mean it’s right there in the name. They aren’t called the Ministry of Blatant Bullshit, after all.