Radioactive Butthole

This is my ship, HMS Can’t Possibly Sink IV

Yeah as long as we can retain access to food and water we’ll survive. But if either of those stop we’re going to die and basically can’t do anything about it.

Yeah I’m pretty sure mine is going to rust out before I stop using it. 130k miles and still going strong.

noOoOoOoOoOoo theres no such thing as allah they’re totally different mine is the only real one reeeeeeeeee REEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE^EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE^EEEEEEE

Proud junk drawer owner checking in.

That’s kind of sad. Its the standard time loop trope that’s really common.

$10 million is chump change on the scales we’re talking about.

If the keys have been lost then so has Satoshi. Otherwise any random idiot can say they’re satoshi. Sucks to suck.

Then it would be trivial to sign a message using his known wallet address that could be cryptographicly verified. But he is lying so he can’t.

NOOOOOOOO HE DIDNT CANCEL ALL DEBT EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD LITERALLY NAZIS NOOOOOOOOOOO thanks obummer

Yeah but sometimes the only producers are QAMEQHEJAK and you can’t even find what real brand sells your thing. Or sometimes they don’t do direct sales.

That will pay for like an hour. The dude is screwed.

Training an AI to kill humans on sight is a horrifying prospect

“Swing low sweet chariot” basically means “for the love of all that is holy please please let today be the day I finally die and end this”

I was talking to my cousin (journalist) a while ago and she told me how she was supposed to interview a whistleblower for Anaheim PD. I snarkily commented something like, “yeah but let me guess he shot himself twice in the back of the head” and she alarmingly said “…yeah, how did you know?”

Someone like Gallowboob. They just post an endless stream of low quality drivel and eventually turn into ad machines and push specific narratives and propaganda. We’re much better off without them.

We’re honestly better off without them. Power users and power mods kinda ruined Reddit.

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There’s a third option: Black holes create new universes through some as yet undiscovered process. Then your existence just becomes a statistical eventuality, as do every other life that you could ever live.

kbin died?