What if we kissed under the hydrocarbon Russia cloud

Fuck those were my two favorite cargo ships

Their security is holey

Pete rose

… to power

As others have said LaserJet but I’m not sure if they’ve pointed out that it’s named after two objectively kickass things

Banning socialists is some real commie shit these fucking pinko politicians

Bible marathon sounds mondo boring. If I were to design a forced punishment for these choads it would be to have a Bible marathon where they read out loud

Is this the pets dot-com of the slop era?

Be careful or it’s ring-a-ding for ol’ popey boy, capiche?

What an amazing entrée to untold horrors

So what you can just grow wind and harvest what, air? Like just the air in my lungs? Make it make sense

Inb4 some dipshit AI apologist posts

This may be the first recorded instance of sissy hypno impacting irl politics

Trunp is his wimpy simpy

Whereas I am the panty Christ haha I don’t know why I said that please ignore hahaha

Two! Two wonderful attacks!

Ah hah hah ⚡️

It’s perfectly fine to advocate for a silent but violent overthrow. They can have my beans when they pull my cold, dead finger

Viber attack, surely

I don’t know why I think this, but this man looks a bit like he could be a garbage pail kid… ?

we are good at strategery you and me