Hey, if my Big Gulp doesn’t come in Xenomorph ounces I don’t want it.

Groovy is a personal favorite of mine. Every time I say it, it brings me just a little bit of joy.

If you haven’t seen it. Ted Lasso is a great one for this.

I fully agree with you about the sauce. Super overrated. Give me BBQ sauce or ranch any day for my tenders

This looks like Megaplex. You also in Utah, my friend?

I have like 2 dozen of their super soft tees. Pick 'em up for like $12 in a variety of colors. One of the only big department stores that has XLT as a size as well.

That’s not a fact, my friend. “beat up” is certainly relative, and I would absolutely say it does not apply here. Definitely not my favorite Tarantino movie but this is not the hill to die on.

That’s awesome. Thanks for sharing!

Trust him only to ensure the survival of the human race, nothing more, nothing less.

You absolutely do not have to answer. But do you work for OSHA?

I’ve also got this backpack. It’s been my go-to when I originally bought it when I started college nearly 9 years ago. I love the absolute shit out of it.

That’s alright, you tried. Looks like people understood the intent and had a good laugh. One of my dyslexic wife’s better misspeaks was taking a guess at “Jormungandr”, and she went with “Juggernaut”. Gorilla warfare certainly is a more fun image to picture.

If I’m not mistaken, the idea in this instance is: A joke becomes a lot less funny the 300th time around. If the was for comedy it was failing by being a reiteration of that same joke.

Now this I can get behind!

I agree, this throws me off more than anything else with the changes.

Oh no, my good sir, not while you go into work.

While you’re at work. If you’re WFH, you could be staring at the door, that person is coming through the dog door anyway.