Those pesky front panel headers! As someone with big hands I know the struggle

I hear that a shotgun was involved or something like that? I guess they were always arguing about who would sit in the front of the bus and it got so bad they just stopped playing

As if someone born on December 31st 1999 wouldn’t self identify as a 90’s kid

Source: I was born in 1998 and I’m nostalgic of Nirvana, a group that disbanded before I was born

Jackasses playing with ignorant people’s money*

I must be missing a pun or something. Am I? AM I? PLEASE DON’T TELL ME THAT’S THE WHOLE JOKE

You can, but if you need correction you have to bring a spare pair of glasses with you to avoid this exact situation. Military pilots do need perfect vision

His roast is ruined!

Unironically yes

Except “luna” is latin for “Moon”, which means that in many neolatin languages the problem is still there. Probably Selene would be good for every language, She’s the whatever goddess of the whateverness of our Moon or whatever

That’s some Money Heist shit