The moon is made of cheese and, like all cheeses, emits light under a low enough temperate (space is so cold it doesn’t even have a temperature - it’s just “cold”). The REAL mindbender, is why the space dust particles make the light all bright instead of dirty yellow, like how i like my cheese

Is it a doctorate in pogonotomia?

I like your funny words magic man

*Your a idiot ftfy

Just incredible work

But less funny if a national epidemic of bonerspurs happened

That’s Jim Reynolds, or Ryan Carrey if you prefer.

Haven’t seen it, but that sounds about right

Blackfish or Sea World in general?

I’m unfamiliar with Drive to Survive

snaps fingers Yes!

I’m a simple man… I see a cat and I pet it. This makes the brain produce the happy juice.

I have strong feelings about the animals in the Sea World exhibits, particularly the Orcas and Dolphins. However, I contracted for Sea World Orlando for 5 years as an entertainer and often had to be “back-stage” or “back-area.” I watched Blackfish and it did NOT represent the experience that I, or any other team member I worked/talked with had. It felt very sensationalist and not grounded in reality (or at least, the reality I witnessed for 5 years). If you watch it, I’d just approach it with some scrutiny, because it really didn’t come off as a “documentary” to me.

I’d say Ursula fucker her harder with that contract

They’re probably off somewhere, horsing around

Humans. gestures around in every direction

EDIT: ah shit, didn’t read the whole thing…

I was working at a music store (that offered lessons) behind the counter. Student came in with a check to pay for lessons, because mom couldn’t remember if they paid. I checked the history and they were paid up. Boss got angry with me for not just taking the check and I got chewed out. Real easy to walk out the door after that.

Not me, I got to pick my own name as a child. Admittedly, “Small-Weiner Stegosaurus” might have been a regrettable choice.

If I eat a shrimp that ate human, would that be cannibalism?

I don’t get it, it’s just a big blur. What’s this post say?