“Lieutenant Dan, turkey leg”

Your pets have jobs?

I’m sure not all bi people are, but most of the ones I’ve known are also into enbies.

cock sandwich?? where???

https://youtu.be/-50NdPawLVY

Bella Ciao

What a boring life that would be, damn.

For the most part they work normal-ass jobs like everyone else.

every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

Oh he’s a socialist alright… the “national” kind.

Eulaliaaaaaaa!!!

Mr. couchfucker, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent speech were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

NYU is private, it just has a vaguely public sounding name.