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1 month ago
she/her





she has a lighter for arson
“Lieutenant Dan, turkey leg”

Your pets have jobs?





I’m sure not all bi people are, but most of the ones I’ve known are also into enbies.


cock sandwich?? where???
What a boring life that would be, damn.


For the most part they work normal-ass jobs like everyone else.






every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man


Oh he’s a socialist alright… the “national” kind.