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Stamets@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Weirdly common

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Weirdly common

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    This really makes you think.

  • CarlsIII@kbin.social
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    Great. Just when I thought the shitty “nobody” meme was dying, it evolves and makes even less sense.

  • Merwyn@sh.itjust.works
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    Not accurate at all. You need a lot more paragraph, even better if you cut them every 2 sentences, and emoji at the end and beginning of every sentences.

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  • Faresh@lemmy.ml
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    If we cut out the context of that anecdote we get something resembling those weird recovered Sumerian jokes.

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    https://youtu.be/e1ejN6hlfsM?si=n7FL2yKSDQCrZ9aa

    Never judge a book by its cover.

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    I had that dog as my interviewer too, but I made the wrong decision.

    When I got the to interview, I immediately remindend him that when I saw him on the street, I said “Sorry I can’t feed you, I have a job interview so that I can get food. You should pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and get an interview so you too can get some food.” And he said “Yes, I took your advice and arrived here first and got the job you were going to interview for, so you’re fired.”

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      Dhar mann video

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    Why the fuck would I want to work for a starving dog

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      • Kuvwert@lemm.ee
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        He’s a good boy

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        If he has time to go be homeless his job isn’t that important right?

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    I like how this was posted on LinkedIn.

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