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I’m having a cheetah for dinner. What should I make?
fast food, which the cheetah will consider slow-cooked 🙂↕️
They might like a delicious straw man
Maybe a red herring on the side
Hippeas cheese puffs or the like. Cheetos are made of cheetahs, which would therefore be cannibalism, while Hippeas are made of hippos, a great source of protein for your guest.




