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“Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: […] like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.” —Jonathan Swift


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That’s a great question, with a lot of possibilities for insightful discussion. You appear to be referencing interrogation footage of the Parkland high school shoo
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That’s not true. I’ll always be here to talk.
I’ll. Always. Be here.


You’re all good, m8.


This was in Vancouver, m8.


The FIFA Board of Peace directed by Donald Trump.
I simultaneously wouldnt litter on hikes
That seems overly strict. I assume you’re not eating apple after apple for the amygdalin to do any harm, but then I also don’t assume you’re eating apple after apple for you to do any harm by just chucking it (without the sticker) somewhere out-of-the-way. I eat so closely to the core that people think it’s weird, but the core itself is physically uncomfortable to eat.
I don’t think it’s better to delete it. I like to interpret it as the Bobby Hill Japanese fusion restaurant thing too even if I don’t think that’s what was intended by it. All the discussion here is really nice.
This got a report for xenophobia and, to my mind, it is xenophobic. It could totally be interpreted a different way where it’s inviting you to consider the cross-cultural nature of cuisine that gets boiled down into a single name, but it seems like most people, myself included (having seen how some other “Yes, but” comics go), don’t.
I think it’s worthwhile to leave this post up because the comments surrounding it are worthwhile and actually transform this into something insightful.


Can I get a matching Ken-Obi doll?
Korea developed kimbap during Japan’s colonial rule in the early 1900s although had previous analogues during the Chosŏn period. Still, I could imagine that Japanese sushi with raw fish is enjoyed in Korea like it is in America.


“If humans are so intelligent, why did they let me chase them into my murder chamber? Riddle me that, liberals!”


probably because you are malnourished.
So you’re just trying to pivot to nutrition as a smokescreen because you know you look bad. You can always tell someone hasn’t touched nutritional literature in the last 20 years when they throw out rhetoric like this.
I’m sorry that I’m not malnourished; I’m just over here enjoying my ~25% lowered risk of ischemic heart disease.


No, it sounds to me like they just got embarrassed and stopped being honest about it.


also why did it take you so long to tell us you are vegan
“How do you know someone’s vegan? It’ll come up organically and we’ll still berate them for saying it anyway because the whole ‘they’ll tell you’ thing was always a bad-faith thought-terminating cliché.”
I don’t think I really care to be lectured about how to use language from someone who unironically throws around the word “woke”.
Edit: By the way, just curious about applying “emotive human terms” and where the boundaries are: why did dairy farmers and animal researchers call artificial insemination chutes “rape racks”? Where was their compunction then? Is it only problematic when terms like “rape” aren’t used for “humorous” alliteration?


ok
sounds hot
meet me at 5:00


What are you even talking about? The fact that you’re calling it “woke” tells me that there’s no productive conversation to be had with you. You’re saying in obvious bad-faith that calling the intentional killing of a living, sentient being for pleasure “murder” is equating killing e.g. a cow with killing a human child, but that’s obviously ridiculous; there are degrees of severity to morally wrong actions.
You do this all the time; everyone does this all the time. If I see somebody kick a harmless dog, I’d call that “abuse”; you wouldn’t come up and start lecturing me about how “woke” I’m being because I’m diminishing human victims of abuse who are brutally beaten, starved, etc. by their family members.
What if Joe’s 29-minute guarantee isn’t fulfilled?
Jokes aside, I’d never considered how the flavor of taco seasoning (I’m specifically thinking of cumin) would go on pizza. I’m intrigued.