qaz@lemmy.worldM to 196@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoAt least the river is rulelemmy.worldimagemessage-square40linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareAzrael@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI did not know it is possible to marry a place or object
minus-squarecheers_queers@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agothere is a woman who married the eiffel tower
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoHow do they consent? Now you might think, who cares? But think about this, if she can marry a river why can’t I marry JP Morgan Chase?
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoWhat if JP Morgan Chase and I run off to Vegas together without telling her lawyers.
minus-squareSCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoLife’s too short, marry a wall if you love it enough. Who gives a shit, marry ten walls and a coffee. If a guy came up to me and said he was married to his car, I wouldn’t think twice. Who am I to judge? Go ahead, change the world.
I did not know it is possible to marry a place or object
there is a woman who married the eiffel tower
How do they consent?
Now you might think, who cares? But think about this, if she can marry a river why can’t I marry JP Morgan Chase?
Because lawyer army
Marry the lawyer army
What if JP Morgan Chase and I run off to Vegas together without telling her lawyers.
Life’s too short, marry a wall if you love it enough. Who gives a shit, marry ten walls and a coffee. If a guy came up to me and said he was married to his car, I wouldn’t think twice. Who am I to judge? Go ahead, change the world.