• AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works
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    10 months ago

    Every time I read “secretary of war” I have to laugh. It exudes so much small dick energy! How insecure you have to be to rename the dept of defense to dept of war just so it sounds “tougher”?

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          10 months ago

          I know he is an asshole, but I miss Chuck Norris jokes.

          They were never funny, but they were not funny in a simpler time.

      • thelivefive@startrek.website
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        10 months ago

        Next years official title

        Pete Hegseth - secretary of kickin ass and not being drunk in the hottest whitest no fattys or beardos hemisphere on earth also I didn’t assault any women

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        10 months ago

        I get that perspective. However, it is important to know that the department of defense from 2 years ago is not the same as the the department of war today. It has been systematically changed to give the regime more power. It has made defense industries war industries. And it is ready to be deployed against US citizens.

        We need to understand that this change has actually happened.

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      10 months ago

      Imagine being so insecure that even when some gives you the biggest dick on the planet, and carte blanche to swing it however you want, you still have to compensate by shouting into a megaphone about how big your dick is.

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      10 months ago

      They figured “Ministry of Peace” was too on-the-nose, even for them.

      But war is peace, so…