cm0002@libretechni.ca to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 9 months agoI am definitely a bird me personallylemmy.mlimagemessage-square64linkfedilinkarrow-up1354arrow-down16cross-posted to: memes@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1348arrow-down1imageI am definitely a bird me personallylemmy.mlcm0002@libretechni.ca to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square64linkfedilinkcross-posted to: memes@lemmy.ml
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up58arrow-down1·9 months agoBird is slang for women. I can only imagine Bee is for men because “penis = stinger?” 🤷♂️ What if I ain’t got no penis due to an unfortunate gold smelting accident?
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·9 months agoTraditionally birds = women because they make nests Bees = men because they pollinate. Please do disregard the fact that bees make hives/nests AND birds pollinate
minus-squareStarstarz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·9 months agoIt’s impossible for me to forget that all bees (& wasps & ants) are order HYMENOPERTA, literally named for them being 99% virgin females So I am totally stumped.
minus-squareEufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoHymen means membrane. -ptera is wing. They have membranous wings, and no carapace like beetles. Not named due to virginity.
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoBees fly around carrying the “sperm” of one plant to another.
minus-squarezaphod@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoWorker bees are female. Male bees only hang around the queen for sex.
minus-squaredb2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 months agoDo you give out quests to worthy adventurers?
minus-squareSanctus@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoThen I believe you have a key and are good either way
Bird is slang for women.
I can only imagine Bee is for men because “penis = stinger?” 🤷♂️
What if I ain’t got no penis due to an unfortunate gold smelting accident?
Traditionally birds = women because they make nests
Bees = men because they pollinate.
Please do disregard the fact that bees make hives/nests AND birds pollinate
It’s impossible for me to forget that all bees (& wasps & ants) are order HYMENOPERTA, literally named for them being 99% virgin females
So I am totally stumped.
Hymen means membrane. -ptera is wing. They have membranous wings, and no carapace like beetles. Not named due to virginity.
Hymenoptera* 🤭
Bees fly around carrying the “sperm” of one plant to another.
Worker bees are female. Male bees only hang around the queen for sex.
Do you give out quests to worthy adventurers?
Then I believe you have a key and are good either way