This is me at Home Depot when the guy making a copy of my house key makes a sports joke after we already established in prior conversation that I don’t keep up with sports ball, I didn’t watch the world super series 500, and I don’t know the names of any of the athletes running around in skin tight costumes.

My dad was not handy and didn’t teach me much in that department.

I have since become an electrician and my god the level of confidence i have in Lowes is incredible, such raw power.

“I know more than you do” --Ron Swanson.