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minus-squareBetaBlake@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up55arrow-down3·15 days agoFellas is it gay to have a kid?
minus-squareboboliosisjones@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·15 days agoonly if you got a diaper bag without camo
minus-squareByteOnBikes@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·14 days agoDiapers. Butt wipes. Saltines. M4A1 with grenade launcher attachment. Binky.
minus-squaresqgl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 days agoIf the gays don’t have kids we will run out of gays /s
minus-squaredefuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 days agoOnly if you teach them to be literate.
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·14 days agoWhat if I’m gay and I can’t read?
minus-squaredefuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·14 days agoMaybe prioritize learning to read over procreation. There will be plenty of kids available when you’re ready.
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·14 days agoImagine keeping cum as a pet And now that gets to live rent-free in your head just like mine lol
Fellas is it gay to have a kid?
only if you got a diaper bag without camo
Diapers. Butt wipes. Saltines. M4A1 with grenade launcher attachment. Binky.
If the gays don’t have kids we will run out of gays /s
Only if it’s a boy
Only if you teach them to be literate.
What if I’m gay and I can’t read?
Maybe prioritize learning to read over procreation. There will be plenty of kids available when you’re ready.
Imagine keeping cum as a pet
And now that gets to live rent-free in your head just like mine lol