Honestly, my entire philosophy is “trim, and only coean shave if you want to.” Letting that shit go is gross and I don’t care who you are. I’m a dude and I trim, and I won’t ever ask someone to do something I won’t do myself so that’s where it stops.

I also do partner dancing and, honestly, if you’re wearing a tanktop and your two-to-three inches of armpit hair is just out there being sweaty I don’t think it’s particularly respectful to expect people to put their arms anywhere near that nasty business.

Just do the bare minimum, I won’t ask for any more than that.